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      09-15-2021, 09:30 PM   #11300
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Originally Posted by Cyn-BMW View Post
I have a date tonight. I met this really hot Latin lady, with a beautiful rack at Costco today. I was wearing some Fjallraven Keb mountaineering pants. She walked by me and said, “I really like your pants.” Now, it’s amazing all the naughty things that run through your mind, in just like a split second. Instead of saying something stupid, I just said. “Thanks, what’s your name”? We talked a little bit, she text me her number and we’ve been texting all day. We decided to meet for dinner at Stonehaus, one of my favorite places. During our text conversations, she asked if I was taking her home after dinner. I said, “no, I’m taking you over to my office, just down the street. There’s a hidden room, that only I know about, behind the whiskey cabinet.” She said, “that sounds like fun!” So, I got a good seat and I’m waiting for her to arrive!
So when you want me to file the missing persons report for you after her male friend jacks you and leaves you for dead?
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