I knit. It's sick. Every autumn that's all I do with my spare time.
I'm willing to lie a lot to get out of social functions that require dressing up. I'm a giraffe, so finding a dress is my main reason, but also I can not stand small talk.
I'm not afraid of being a passenger in a car, most drivers just drive so boringly I want to pull their hair off just to see how they'd handle it in the highway.
I do have a phone, and I usually have it with me unlike I tell people. I just don't want to listen to chitchat while stuck with it, so if they have nothing real ever to say, my phone has been lost for a week again.
I love the passive aggressive approach here in Washington, since I can get the people boiling mad and they never have the balls to lash out. I do this daily just to see how mad I can get them.
I hate mothers who are stuck in the mother mode only, never doing anything else.
Most men talking about cars make me want to puke.
I have a collection of clothes I only wear when I want to cause havoc.
I love the new airport security rules, it gives me great amount of joy to pack stuff to go to see the faces of the people who have to go through my bag.
Yeah, even I know I'm a fucked up individual.
There, top that and I'll tell more.