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      12-10-2018, 03:58 PM   #2530
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I thought the kids moved out? Do you have a dog, or a cat?
She has kids and a dog....and a cat.

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He has a cat. An abnormally long one. One could argue the length of the cat is due to the concept of survival of the fittest, where the cat has adapted to life with "Judy" by growing longer in order to coil up into the fetal position such that his eyes, ears, and nose are completely covered by his body, and thus he protects himself from said proclivities.

Either that or the length is meant to assist the cat in springing forward and creating more speed than an ordinary cat would be able to in order to exit the room safely as soon as the door begins to close.


Oddly enough Hamilton the gigantic orange nightmare will remain on the the corner of the bed and act as if nothing is happening....he is an oak. We have turned it into a game. When we have disgusted him enough to actually get down off the bed, it was a good session.....which is about 90% of the time. It's like a rodeo of sorts, if the cat can stay on the bed for the entire act we stand up and clap for him.
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