Husband to wife: "What would you do if I won the lottery?"
Wife: "I would take half of the winnings, then leave you...Hahaha"
"Excellent", he replies, "I won $12 today. Here's your $6, now GTFO!!!"
(Disclaimer : all events depicted above are fictional and for entertainment purposes ONLY. No wife suffered due harm or psychological and financial hardship as the result of this joke. Also, no animal testing was conducted to come up with it)
