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Originally Posted by CTinline-six
I'm honestly waiting for the day when a resume comes across my desk for an entry level position, and "maintaining my onlyfans.com site" is listed as one of the skills. 
I've already had "running a personal instagram and facebook page" as some of them. |
I have an actual resume framed in my office at the house that is stellar. I'll have to take a pic and post it on here. Let's just say that it was too funny not to frame and keep for the past 20+ years. A few notables on the resume.
Experience - Counterpart to my female master
Received Best House Bitch Award 1995, '96 & '97
Discriminates without discrimination
Can say "fuck" if required
It's a full on, full page resume of this shit. Absolutely hilarious.