We have:
Mommy; 16 year old runt black cat ( used to eat dog food and was called Puppy until she escated and got knocked up hence Mommy Cat)
Bean: 10 year old Boston Terrier.. total shit as a puppy
Wall-e: 5 year old Bull Terrier.. body dysmorphic.. thinks he's a 10 lb lap dog
Jack: 5 year old orange tabby cat with one eye.. his hobbies are scaling the fence in the backyard and killing squirrels in the neighbor's yard..
Bunilla Ice: 4 year old black and white rabbit.. was a classroom animal in my wife's art classroom.. His partner in crime was a Guinea Pig name Piggy Small AKA the Notorious P.I.G (RIP)
Aretha Frankie AKA RiRi: 1 year old orange tabby kitten.. Jack's girlfriend..
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