OP, F... where do I start.....
Have you ever considered getting a cooler full of 200 beers and going off together on a bender with the goal of returning as actual MEN? Give it a try... Hit up some strip clubs, hire some escorts, sleeze up 18yr olds (females!) at the college bars, race some cars, buy a few guns, a quad, maybe some firecrackers, gamble hard core, get matching face-tattoos,..... Christ I dunno.... ??
Otherwise, maybe get a 6pack of Zima and watch The Hallmark channel together under a blanket and just admit it FFS...
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