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      07-13-2017, 01:40 AM   #66
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I was not laughing at you, but I did think your story about spiking the old lady in the ditch was a joke. Then you discuss it, which surprised me....a little. It seems like an overreaction - even violent - to me, but, maybe it's some kind on maternal thing going on. I'm guessing you draw the line on children, since they don't always know what they are doing, I hope so anyway.

So I got a little sarcastic!
Well, this is Finland, so we don't press charges or call 911 for someone ending up in a ditch, and it was our playing dogs who pushed her and she sprained her ankle, and since we were so far off the nearest road, i needed help to get her out from the woods since i couldn't carry her then. It's just funnier told in that incriminating way she tells it still.

The only truth in that is that even i sign it as true story since i really hate being touched.
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You're still a little new here, so I'll let you in on a little secret. Whenever Lups types gibberish, this is an opportunity for you to imagine it to be whatever you'd like it to be.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?