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Originally Posted by UncleWede
Black or brown? Because black bear,
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Mostly black bears, although they should also be called brown bears because of the color that tourist's underwear turns when they see one staring them down.
My DW used to work outdoors with a bunch of city folks. If one of them saw a chipmunk rustling leaves, they would yell "snake!" and the whole lot of them could break Usain Bolt's 400 meter record scurrying to run away.....