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      03-06-2018, 11:34 AM   #10
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Why, because that is where SakhirM4 and gonzo live? Where is Gonzo?
I'd buy a pint to Shakira any time, if he ever comes to Europe I'll make it wine if he does me the honor of letting my kids to drool on him a bit. We might disagree on just about everything but that man has done so much to help me accidentally I probably should offer to keep him drunk till the end of his days.


My good grandma (not the nazi wannabe fucktard) used to take me in for two weeks during the summer to her home, and for an other two to their summer house. Sauna on Saturdays was at 6.15. At seven some show with dudes in weird hats started on tv and I cant remember what the show was called but it meant I had an hour to do what ever I wanted. I was something like 5-7 years old and that was an epic hour.

When we were at their summer home, there was no tv so she went to her sisters home to watch it and I ran away fishing and other stupid stuff then always almost killing my poor old grandma. I got grounded for the first time in my life because of that tv show too, and then I ran off for two nights (and got spanked for the only time in my life for doing that).

Come the fuck on, the memories I have of Texas can't be anywhere near as cool as the reality. Shakira might live there but the rest of them are pussies for sure compared to what Texas has already given me.

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