There once was a man named O'doul
Who saw little red spots on his tool
His doctor...a cynic
Yelled get out of my clinic
And wipe off that lipstick you fool
There once was a lady of Totten
Whose tastes grew perverted and rotten.
She cared not for steaks, or for pastries and cakes,
But lived upon penis au gratin."
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