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Three old men in a retirement home were talking one morning. One of them said "you know, I'd give anything to be able to take a good long piss in the morning". The other two nodded, then the second one said "I'd give anything to be able to take a good long shit in the morning". The first one nodded, and the third one just smiled.
He said "hell guys - every morning at 7:30 I take a good long piss. And every morning at 8:30 I take a good long shit. If only I could get out of bed before 9".
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