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Thor decides to leave the heavens and come down to earth to sample some earthly pleasures. His first day on earth, he decides he wants to experience sex, so he goes down to 42nd street and engages a hooker, brings her to a seedy motel room and proceeds to rock her world for hours upon hours. At the end of it, she's exhausted and crawls to the bathroom. While she's in there, Thor feels remorse - "I'm a God with incredible powers. I can't let this poor girl think that she'll ever experience such pleasures again, it will ruin her for human men from this point forward. I must tell her who I am". So the girl staggers back out of the bathroom and as she's dressing, Thor says, "I have something to tell you - I'm Thor." And she says, "Your Thor! I'm so Thor I can't pith!"
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