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Originally Posted by Savageenterprise
I have been locked in a house with my wife going though her second pregnancy. I just keep my head down and pay bills with a 2.5 yr old throwing tantrums and screaming, laughing, playing and making lots of noise as I try to run two businesses from home. It's madness!
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A few tips.
1 go to bed early, wake up around three so you'll have time to do shit before others wake up. Coffee will be your bestie since going to bed early will never happen.
2. Nap. When the kid goes down, you do too.
3. Footrubs. Make the wife give you every day and within a week you'll be single again.
These tips are coming from a relationship guru who ended up buying the spouse an 85" tv a week ago as an apology for being a raving bitch. He wanted to work for money, I wanted to blow up a wall so naturally since it was a friday and all, I felt like he destroyed my life with his phone conferences and fucked off to the cabin for the day.
I know... I should publish books on the topic.