The meter maid must have had an orgasm while the car was towed away--best one of her life. The tow truck driver was lovin' it more than the double double Big Mac he just consumed. Let's drag this bitch's car a bit...and to top it off instead of neatly sliding it on to the bed let me tilt it up so it scrapes the shit out of everthing underneath-just for good measure. Ha, this was the best possible entertainment for those guys. Courtesy of the insurance company.
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