04-16-2021, 09:44 AM | #2267 |
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These are great stories. Please keep 'em coming. They're making Friday morning even better.
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Do you want to hear the story about the woman with a .380 in her vagina? |
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04-16-2021, 09:57 AM | #2270 |
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Pass on the dude, but I'll hear the story about the woman! I'm dying to understand how that would be effective in a self defense situation.
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I think you should just throw the stories up w/a bold headline. We'll take them all ROFL
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A few years ago, my partners contacted a heavy set African American female who had a felony warrant and a history of gun possession. During the detention, the female was asked the standard questions about weapons and/or drugs on her person. She was also advised a female would be performing an in-depth search; gotta keep those allegations to a minimum, right?!? The suspect stated she had nothing on her. When my female partner showed up to conduct a thorough search, she felt something slightly protruding from the suspect's vagina. Obviously this alerted my partner. Further questioning revealed it was a gun. This suspect stuffed a little .380 in one of her two nature's pockets because she didn't want to go back to jail. I did not want to be the doctor/nurse tasked with removing that so she could be booked. lol! |
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We had one too, She was booked in by CHP in one of our jails
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Hooping is when you have a stash up your ass and suit casing refers to the vagina. Heres another fun fact for you moms and dads out there, the container of choice for smuggling drugs into jails is Kinder-eggs. I shit you not. |
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(OK i'm sure that's not the reason, but still, funny to think so - to prevent contraband brought in rectally) surprise! |
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04-16-2021, 12:12 PM | #2282 |
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Whoever has to take those out better 3 glove up to the elbow. Lord only knows what kind of diseases are in that vaginal juice
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04-16-2021, 12:34 PM | #2286 |
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Wait - is that a recent new change of law? Because I could swear I bought Kinder eggs last year that had some Star Wars toys in them (i.e. little plastic pieces of sh#t)
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