[floridaorange]

^^Relieved I can't relate to that one. :

[KRS_SN]

Originally Posted by floridaorange

^^Relieved I can't relate to that one. :

I could relate to it in the context of relationships. No point in getting annoyed at the other half for not controlling her mind to only do things you like when the definition of what you like keeps changing within your own mind. ie just chill and be happy.

[nyalpine90]

hasta la vista baby!

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by floridaorange

"There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot." – Steven Wright

Love Steven Wright!

The bit about walking the dog with cat contacts in his eyes.....then taking one out and the dog running in circles is fantastic!

"Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died."

"I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance."

[3798j]

"Television won't be able to hold on to any market it captures after the first six months. People will soon get tired of staring at a plywood box every night." — Darryl Zanuck, 20th Century Fox, 1946

[vreihen16]

Originally Posted by 3798j

"Television won't be able to hold on to any market it captures after the first six months. People will soon get tired of staring at a plywood box every night." — Darryl Zanuck, 20th Century Fox, 1946

I used to have a set of 1930's encyclopedias. The entry for television ended with this sentence:

"Although television has a lot of potential, it is not expected to become as popular as radio is today."

[evil-G-nius]

"Don't get set into one form, adapt it and build your own, and let it grow, be like water. Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless — like water. Now you put water in a cup, it becomes the cup; You put water into a bottle it becomes the bottle; You put it in a teapot it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend."

**Bruce Lee**

[Littlebear]

"Men, move closer; it's not as long as you think."

Sign above toilet in BMW garage, Queens NY.

[Bonk!]

The creation of a thousand forests is in one acorn.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

[Mosaud1998]

"Everybody goes through something, it's all about perseverance"-Polo G

[evil-G-nius]

"You can wish in one hand & crap in the other & see which gets filled first!"

**Burgess Meredith in Grumpier Old Men**

[Lady Jane]

"They used to kiss me on the lips. But it's all over now."


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[therealkenc]

After some time, hard work begins to look like talent.

[yco]

“You have to die a few times before you can really live.”

― Charles Bukowski

[3798j]

“Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect.”--- Mark Twain

[Littlebear]

"Politics is Hollywood for ugly people."

Murf

[Littlebear]

"The darkest places in hell are reserved for those who maintain their neutrality in times of moral crisis."

Dante Alighieri

[Littlebear]

"I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her."

"I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap."


Rodney Dangerfield

[Efthreeoh]

"The pursuit of truth is the purpose of science; the purpose of politics is the opposite."

Efthreeoh

[Isawelvis]

Albert Eistein, " Science without religion is lame, Religion without scientific is blind"

[Littlebear]

"Trust is the coin of the realm. When trust was in the room, whatever room that was — the family room, the schoolroom, the locker room, the office room, the government room or the military room — good things happened. When trust was not in the room, good things did not happen. Everything else is details."

George Schultz, 1920-2021

[evil-G-nius]

"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle."

Plato