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      03-25-2016, 03:30 PM   #24553
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I can run 6 cars at a time in 1:24 or 8 in 1:32. Ghost cars(autonomous) and pace car. If you run out of fuel and don't pit it stops scoring you. Mine is plastic(carerra) and is about 80'. I have a 12' long straight a lot of elevation change and a tunnel turn. When I get to a PC and figure out posting pics I'll let everyone see my track, it's called "The Point". At 1:24 I was able to find tile at Lowes that looks like stone, so I have a good bit of concrete.


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      03-25-2016, 05:24 PM   #24554
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I almost forgot to tell shoei and EstorilM that a selfie stick was in the goodie bag from this week's golf tournament. Expect PMs soon.
How do we block people from sending PM's... Anyone?? Anyone??
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      03-25-2016, 05:41 PM   #24555
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How do we block people from sending PM's... Anyone?? Anyone??
Are you stalked by someone ?
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      03-25-2016, 05:44 PM   #24556
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Hey now, not everyone Mr Belgium, Axius ,jtodd, 1MOREMOD, the Axiom, Verbiage just to name a few are my friends. Snobs usually can't handle me.
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      03-25-2016, 05:52 PM   #24557
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Are you stalked by someone ?
Not exactly... But Tonka is threatening to send me and Estoril pics of himself in our PM box... Figured I would block him so he can't...
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      03-25-2016, 05:55 PM   #24558
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Not exactly... But Tonka is threatening to send me and Estoril pics of himself in our PM box... Figured I would block him so he can't...
That boy ain't right.
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      03-25-2016, 05:58 PM   #24559
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      03-25-2016, 07:01 PM   #24560
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Hey now, not everyone Mr Belgium, Axius ,jtodd, 1MOREMOD, the Axiom, Verbiage just to name a few are my friends. Snobs usually can't handle me.
Don't poke the bear....remember

Or is it mess with the bull get the horns..?

Anyway....
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      03-25-2016, 07:02 PM   #24561
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Are you stalked by someone ?
Not exactly... But Tonka is threatening to send me and Estoril pics of himself in our PM box... Figured I would block him so he can't...
No worries - he'll just text them to you...
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Don't poke the bear....remember

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I've been mighty nice to you lately.
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      03-25-2016, 07:08 PM   #24563
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Don't poke the bear....remember

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I've been mighty nice to you lately.
Yes you have....lately
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      03-25-2016, 07:15 PM   #24564
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I've been mighty nice to you lately.
Yes but you're liable to go off the deep end at any given moment... Unstable like plutonium in the hands of ISIS... However, i've always said this... when you're not off your meds...
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      03-25-2016, 07:29 PM   #24565
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Well, you have a history of being a dick to everyone.
Hey now, not everyone Mr Belgium, Axius ,jtodd, 1MOREMOD, the Axiom, Verbiage just to name a few are my friends. Snobs usually can't handle me.
I just pretend to be your friend. :
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      03-25-2016, 08:56 PM   #24566
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Lol, everybody needs a hobby.
Ana, this is not a good hobby!!

Are you ok? Seriously.
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      03-25-2016, 08:59 PM   #24567
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      03-25-2016, 09:05 PM   #24568
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Sup Anna?
Nothing much, yesterday I crashed a car, and today I fed my hand to two dogs who's owners couldn't pull them apart. So business as usual...

Why did you get a ban?
Seriously - have you forgot to drive this quick?!?!

And props for having the stones to break-up a dog fight! That's the Alpha I remember
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      03-25-2016, 09:27 PM   #24570
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Nice! It's the fat bastard special! Love it.
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Uuuuuhhhhhhh yeeesss
Nice! It's the fat bastard special! Love it.
Dude, I almost needed a change of clothes after the first bite. Hot cheeze whiz hit my lips and I flinched, sending a barrage of cheeze drops into free fall. Luckily, the tray took the damage

Felt so alive, I think I shit myself
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      03-25-2016, 09:37 PM   #24572
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Dude, I almost needed a change of clothes after the first bite. Hot cheeze whiz hit my lips and I flinched, sending a barrage of cheeze drops into free fall. Luckily, the tray took the damage

Felt so alive, I think I shit myself
Substitute one word for "cheese whiz" and it all still makes sense (better sense actually) and it makes me want to puke. (And laugh)
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Nice! It's the fat bastard special! Love it.
Dude, I almost needed a change of clothes after the first bite. Hot cheeze whiz hit my lips and I flinched, sending a barrage of cheeze drops into free fall. Luckily, the tray took the damage

Felt so alive, I think I shit myself
Mud butt....
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      03-26-2016, 02:19 AM   #24574
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Ana, this is not a good hobby!!

Are you ok? Seriously.
Meh, in the list of stupid things I've done in my life, this doesn't make the top hundred. I was just going to a grocery store to fetch carrots for lunch and I can't even blame the suicidal dog that did this.

The dog got me good. I broke off his corner tooth while taking him off. Hubby sent me to the doctor after he saw me digging out the tooth from my bone. He is not impressed with me again.
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And props for having the stones to break-up a dog fight! That's the Alpha I remember
Lol, we were just goofing around. The car wasn't exactly well put together and now it needs a little more work. My son did good with his commenting.

"mom you did not do too well. Keep it on the path"

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