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      04-11-2016, 03:45 PM   #25719
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      04-11-2016, 03:46 PM   #25720
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It's a customer order, so you need to go steal it. Let your daughter drive it. It's a cool car. Plus, it is a good way to keep Verbiage at bay, because he has decided that he's too good for the M2.
Crap.

She's in the dog house now so, no BMW for her.
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      04-11-2016, 03:49 PM   #25721
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Crap. She's in the dog house now so, no BMW for her.
Uh oh... anything shareable, or actually not something to share for the lulz?

Bummer anyway.

Talk about in the dog house. One of the guys who works for me just had is mother in law back his wife's truck (a Suburban XL cuz Virgina and 4 daughters) into his Porsche. heh... he was about to lose his shit.

I asked where I should send flowers - he said, to his backyard...
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      04-11-2016, 03:51 PM   #25722
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An LBB M2 just got delivered to New Orleans. MKSixer and Sara504 ought to take a road trip and go see it. You'll be glad to know it is 6MT.
Maybe I'll get them to bring it to my house...
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Hey! The, 'Why is there a need for an OT thread' thread was removed. Thankfully.
So was the "Idiot scratch" thread.
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Uh oh... anything shareable, or actually not something to share for the lulz?

Bummer anyway.

Talk about in the dog house. One of the guys who works for me just had is mother in law back his wife's truck (a Suburban XL cuz Virgina and 4 daughters) into his Porsche. heh... he was about to lose his shit.

I asked where I should send flowers - he said, to his backyard...
This made me laugh!
Not quite yet on the share. Nothing serious...typical teenage stupidity.
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So was the "Idiot scratch" thread.
Wow!
We are lighting it up today.*


*And by lighting I mean illuminating things properly so that all may see clearly.
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So was the "Idiot scratch" thread.
Seriously?
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      04-11-2016, 03:56 PM   #25727
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Seriously?
Yep, i was replying to it and when i hit submit i got the "invalid thread" prompt.

Whatevs.
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Seriously?
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*And by he is reiterating that it was taken down.
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*And by he is reiterating that it was taken down.
Master of ban protection!*

And by Ban, I am referring to the old deodorant <.< >.>
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Wow!
That leaves UncleWede S.O.L.

Hence why I returned from the islands with a little brown boy
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Crap.

She's in the dog house now so, no BMW for her.
SOOOOO...you have a daughter. I know a really nice guy that's single.
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Hey! The, 'Why is there a need for an OT thread' thread was removed. Thankfully.
I guess the OP saddened by the responses and created a domino leading to the removal of:

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So was the "Idiot scratch" thread.
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SOOOOO...you have a daughter. I know a really nice guy that's single.
Oh shit... sorry MKSixer
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Hence why I returned from the islands with a little brown boy
Who are you? Ray from Archer?
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SOOOOO...you have a daughter. I know a really nice guy that's single.
My yard is decorated with many of the same species.
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One more level...Charlie Murphy Dammit, 'Darkness'.
Time for a retake.
That's before Wesley Snipes though...

So who is ACTUALLY Black here?

Verbiage?

I took the test but couldn't get the results since on iPhone...but I think I got most of the answers right, including Mrs MLK
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Oh shit... sorry MKSixer
It was my bad, not yours.
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My yard is decorated with many of the same species.
Please don't shoot Verbiage he's a really nice guy. He's 27% white too.
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Hey! The, 'Why is there a need for an OT thread' thread was removed. Thankfully.
And so was that bizzare communist thread....
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That's before Wesley Snipes though...

So who is ACTUALLY Black here?

Verbiage?

I took the test but couldn't get the results since on iPhone...but I think I got most of the answers right, including Mrs MLK
I'm 76% black.
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