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      06-26-2016, 03:12 AM   #31989
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wish I could sleep but sleeping is awkward now.
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      06-26-2016, 03:48 AM   #31990
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Oh, hell no. Verbi please tell the board you did not jump on this. "Loves to cook"...and eat and eat and eat. She got forearms bigger than 1moremods legs.
Look, if you do fall asleep, and she jumps on the other side of the bed you are going to wake up on the moon. And I got bad news, we don't have any more moon missions planned for awhile.
She's got a running account at Aatish's favorite all you can eat Indian restaurant. There's more junk in that trunk than anyone knows how to clean. I could go on all night. Please, please tell us that is not your bathroom in the background.
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      06-26-2016, 03:51 AM   #31991
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Oh, hell no. Verbi please tell the board you did not jump on this. "Loves to cook"...and eat and eat and eat. She got forearms bigger than 1moremods legs.
Look, if you do fall asleep, and she jumps on the other side of the bed you are going to wake up on the moon. And I got bad news, we don't have any more moon missions planned for awhile.
She's got a running account at Aatish's favorite all you can eat Indian restaurant. There's more junk in that trunk than anyone knows how to clean. I could go on all night. Please, please tell us that is not your bathroom in the background.
Haha calm down, Verb doesn't like fatties.
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Whoa she has 2 folds on the inside of her elbow .
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      06-26-2016, 03:59 AM   #31993
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Whoa she has 2 folds on the inside of her elbow .
Double elbow cleavage? Are you excited?
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      06-26-2016, 04:13 AM   #31994
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OF COURSE!!!!
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      06-26-2016, 04:15 AM   #31995
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Double elbow cleavage? Are you excited?
OF COURSE!!!!
Hahaha OMG I just burst out laughing!
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      06-26-2016, 05:06 AM   #31996
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Haha calm down, Verb doesn't like fatties.
Verbiage totally did her. He's actually in that picture too, he's just behind her, so you cannot see him. Or, like the Praying Mantis, she ate him when they were done - then had a dessert too. RIP Verbiage
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      06-26-2016, 07:06 AM   #31997
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wish I could sleep but sleeping is awkward now.
Maybe it's a sign that you should delete that app and go out to objectify women in person?
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this one is actually looking for a ring.
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      06-26-2016, 07:33 AM   #32000
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wish I could sleep but sleeping is awkward now.
I had also a Rachel but she was +/- => - 70 kg
Imagine your Rachel on top of you riding....After a while you would look like a pancake ..
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      06-26-2016, 07:35 AM   #32001
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Maybe it's a sign that you should delete that app and go out to objectify women in person?
Men don't do that anymore when they can do it via interwebz. People can't even walk down the street looking up from their phones anymore.
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Whoa she has 2 folds on the inside of her elbow .
Double elbow cleavage? Are you excited?
On the bright side, I think she's kinda Internet famous.
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      06-26-2016, 07:38 AM   #32003
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Men don't do that anymore when they can do it via interwebz. People can't even walk down the street looking up from their phones anymore.
Plus, it's way easier to do when they aren't there to respond and react. Same with picking fights and calling other guys gay and stuff. Way easier to do behind the protection of anonymity. Let's be honest, the Internet makes everything easier. Even being sanctimonious, but I'm working on that.
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      06-26-2016, 07:44 AM   #32005
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It was a moment of weakness, but I prevailed.
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      06-26-2016, 07:49 AM   #32006
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Men don't do that anymore when they can do it via interwebz. People can't even walk down the street looking up from their phones anymore.
Plus, it's way easier to do when they aren't there to respond and react. Same with picking fights and calling other guys gay and stuff. Way easier to do behind the protection of anonymity. Let's be honest, the Internet makes everything easier. Even being sanctimonious, but I'm working on that.
But I've always wanted to pour a drink over a guy's head at a bar like they do in the movies when he offends a woman. Can't do that via Internet.
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But I've always wanted to pour a drink over a guy's head at a bar like they do in the movies when he offends a woman. Can't do that via Internet.
It's America in 2016. Tase him. Or shoot him if you're going for street cred.
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      06-26-2016, 07:53 AM   #32008
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Men don't do that anymore when they can do it via interwebz. People can't even walk down the street looking up from their phones anymore.
Plus, it's way easier to do when they aren't there to respond and react. Same with picking fights and calling other guys gay and stuff. Way easier to do behind the protection of anonymity. Let's be honest, the Internet makes everything easier. Even being sanctimonious, but I'm working on that.
But I've always wanted to pour a drink over a guy's head at a bar like they do in the movies when he offends a woman. Can't do that via Internet.
It's America in 2016. Tase him. Or shoot him if you're going for street cred.
Actually in America in 2016, I would get b*tch slapped back. That's how guys roll nowadays. "Equal rights"
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      06-26-2016, 07:56 AM   #32009
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Shit like that makes me cringe, the thought of hitting a woman. Dunno how men do it.


Even though sometimes, I feel like they need that to spark some sort of sexual ignition. Weirdos.
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