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      07-08-2016, 06:26 PM   #33529
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It's going well stranger whom I like! It's bowsers birthday (my dog) so I'm taking him to the beach in a little. However- I did get pissed not too long ago. My ****** ass neighbor constantly parks his cars parallel and it blocks 1/4 of my exit/entrance. I looked for him before I left for the store and told him to move it for the last time or else I'll have it towed. He smirked and said "oh ok"

I came back, and it was still left like it. So i called the tow company and had his shit towed, and he came pounding on my door- screaming mad demanding I owe him money now- and told him "you better watch your fucking mouth- I warned you, you didn't listen. I shouldn't be in convened to simply enter/exit my own place. But if you want problems, I have no issue with that either"

Of course his little bitch ass just walked away talking shit.

How is your day going?

bimmette what drama? What happened? Ps- your birthday is overshadowed by bowsers (he's older than you now- 42 in human years)
Bruh. Haven't talked to you in a minute. What the fuck is up? How is life? Miss my broski.


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Dude, ok- now I'm really thrown off because I thought you were smoosh.

I've been neglectant of Bimmerpost after picking up the i8. Genuinely enjoy the car so I've just been living life and somewhat playing more than working.

What's been good with you? Everything kopesthetic (sp?) on your end of things?
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      07-08-2016, 06:26 PM   #33530
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Dude, ok- now I'm really thrown off because I thought you were smoosh.

I've been neglectant of Bimmerpost after picking up the i8. Genuinely enjoy the car so I've just been living life and somewhat playing more than working.

What's been good with you? Everything kopesthetic (sp?) on your end of things?
You knew who I was long ago, in a land before time. Billup's twin brother you dodo bird.

I don't blame you, new toys are fun, as is the rest of life. This is the first time I've been on during the weekend, aka Friday after 3pm, in I don't even know how long.

Alls great man. Kayaking, camping, shooting guns, riding bikes, have had a bunch of out of state visitors haven't seen in a long time. Life is good. What about you?
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      07-08-2016, 06:31 PM   #33532
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Dude, ok- now I'm really thrown off because I thought you were smoosh.

I've been neglectant of Bimmerpost after picking up the i8. Genuinely enjoy the car so I've just been living life and somewhat playing more than working.

What's been good with you? Everything kopesthetic (sp?) on your end of things?
You knew who I was long ago, in a land before time. Billup's twin brother you dodo bird.

I don't blame you, new toys are fun, as is the rest of life. This is the first time I've been on during the weekend, aka Friday after 3pm, in I don't even know how long.

Alls great man. Kayaking, camping, shooting guns, riding bikes, have had a bunch of out of state visitors haven't seen in a long time. Life is good. What about you?
OMG your use of "dodo bird" just made me LOL in public
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      07-08-2016, 06:32 PM   #33533
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OMG your use of "dodo bird" just made me LOL in public
I almost spelled it like doodoo bird, then I laughed and realized that was wrong. Then I spelled it with one "O" and thought, well shit that doesn't look like it makes sense, but I rolled with it.
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      07-08-2016, 06:32 PM   #33534
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Dude, ok- now I'm really thrown off because I thought you were smoosh.

I've been neglectant of Bimmerpost after picking up the i8. Genuinely enjoy the car so I've just been living life and somewhat playing more than working.

What's been good with you? Everything kopesthetic (sp?) on your end of things?
You knew who I was long ago, in a land before time. Billup's twin brother you dodo bird.

I don't blame you, new toys are fun, as is the rest of life. This is the first time I've been on during the weekend, aka Friday after 3pm, in I don't even know how long.

Alls great man. Kayaking, camping, shooting guns, riding bikes, have had a bunch of out of state visitors haven't seen in a long time. Life is good. What about you?
You're such a mans man. Makes a city boy like me feel small. The elements and I...eh- we don't get along so well.

I feel you- I usually would do a weekly troll, usually Sunday nights- but lately I've been awake during the day- and I'm starting to regret blocking so many people on snapchat who incessantly posted shit. Because while it was annoying as fuck, it kept me busy. (Sorry Sara)

Life is good too! Had a scare with bowser not too long ago- had a cancerous tumor that needed emergency surgery- but everything turned out well. Outside of that- just being 27 and having fun
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      07-08-2016, 06:38 PM   #33535
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      07-08-2016, 06:42 PM   #33536
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Enjoy being young...you'll wake up one morning and women will call you GrandPa like shoei

Man,,.28 is just around the corner.

Remember when I was 26 and calling you grandpa?

Oh how the time has gone....
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You're such a mans man. Makes a city boy like me feel small. The elements and I...eh- we don't get along so well.

I feel you- I usually would do a weekly troll, usually Sunday nights- but lately I've been awake during the day- and I'm starting to regret blocking so many people on snapchat who incessantly posted shit. Because while it was annoying as fuck, it kept me busy. (Sorry Sara)

Life is good too! Had a scare with bowser not too long ago- had a cancerous tumor that needed emergency surgery- but everything turned out well. Outside of that- just being 27 and having fun
But..., but I want to be a ladys man, not a mans man.

LOL, dude, when you started talking about incessant shit posts on snapchat, that was the first person I thought of. Too many fucking selfies for fucks sake. Anywho, I digress.

That's more than a scare man, glad everything turned out for the best. Someone is watching over both of you, all positive vibes. How's work life been?
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      07-08-2016, 08:13 PM   #33539
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I'm too dumb to be associated with the actual car portion, so I hang out here, so my rep to post count does not validicate any previous statement.
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I'm too dumb to be associated with the actual car portion, so I hang out here, so my rep to post count does not validicate any previous statement.
And then there's this from the other thread

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Umm...., I can explain?
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      07-08-2016, 08:19 PM   #33542
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And then there's this from the other thread

Lmfao. Good catch.
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Haha. I just found it funny that they completely missed it.
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Lmfao. Good catch.
Hush chinaman.

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Haha. I just found it funny that they completely missed it.
You're supposed to be on my team you dick.
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Hush chinaman.



You're supposed to be on my team you dick.
I'm so sorry.
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Haha. I just found it funny that they completely missed it.
Hence I was surprised that he was giving life lessons. Haha
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Ummm I'm not Chinese?
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I'm so sorry.
You should be.

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Hence I was surprised that he was giving life lessons. Haha
My location doesn't even say that, Mike photoshopped it to make me look like an ass.

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Ummm I'm not Chinese?
Let me have this moment. You are Chinese.
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I'm so sorry.
You should be.

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Hence I was surprised that he was giving life lessons. Haha
My location doesn't even say that, Mike photoshopped it to make me look like an ass.

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Ummm I'm not Chinese?
Let me have this moment. You are Chinese.
He's not Chinese!
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He's not Chinese!
...., HUSH WOMAN, HE IS CHINESE, JUST LIKE JACKIE CHAN AND CHRIS ROCK.
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