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      07-12-2016, 05:18 PM   #33881
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Forget the goat, I wouldn't trust him around a high powered vehicle not named John Deere... He got passed up by an entire family driving a SUV... AND, the mother was driving...
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      07-12-2016, 05:25 PM   #33883
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This weekend might be her last as Mi Casa
Nooooooo! I never got to meet waffles


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Forget the goat, I wouldn't trust him around a high powered vehicle not named John Deere... He got passed up by an entire family driving a SUV... AND, the mother was driving...
Jesus. There are no words. Someone call the presses! Old man alert!
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Forget the goat, I wouldn't trust him around a high powered vehicle not named John Deere... He got passed up by an entire family driving a SUV... AND, the mother was driving...
Jesus. There are no words. Someone call the presses! Old man alert!
You ain't kidding, Ax... Guess it takes awhile to use the cane to press the clutch to change gears...

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      07-12-2016, 05:38 PM   #33885
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You ain't kidding, Ax... Guess it takes awhile to use the cane to press the clutch to change gears...

Never get in the car with him after he eats beans. I'm telling you from experience, pretty much passed out from lack of oxygen in the cabin.
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You ain't kidding, Ax... Guess it takes awhile to use the cane to press the clutch to change gears...

Never get in the car with him after he eats beans. I'm telling you from experience, pretty much passed out from lack of oxygen in the cabin.
This why he drives a vert? Air out the vehicle with a quickness?
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      07-12-2016, 05:40 PM   #33887
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This why he drives a vert? Air out the vehicle with a quickness?
Trust me, it's not because he likes the feeling of long hair blowing in the wind.
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This why he drives a vert? Air out the vehicle with a quickness?
Trust me, it's not because he likes the feeling of long hair blowing in the wind.
I always thought his hair piece would blow off in the wind... Guess that 3M double sticky tape really works well...
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      07-12-2016, 05:45 PM   #33889
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I always thought his hair piece would blow off in the wind... Guess that 3M double sticky tape really works well...
The 3m was getting gooey in the 90% humidity here lately, pretty sure he just went ahead and made a super glue / gorilla glue hybrid mix.
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      07-12-2016, 05:49 PM   #33890
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I always thought his hair piece would blow off in the wind... Guess that 3M double sticky tape really works well...
The 3m was getting gooey in the 90% humidity here lately, pretty sure he just went ahead and made a super glue / gorilla glue hybrid mix.
Mixed with some poop from Waffles?
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I wouldn't trust him around a goat
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Forget the goat, I wouldn't trust him around a high powered vehicle not named John Deere... He got passed up by an entire family driving a SUV... AND, the mother was driving...
@Axius - you know better!!

You took the maiden voyage after SC install, and have personally witnessed the (shifter kart) track skillz!!!!
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      07-12-2016, 05:55 PM   #33892
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You ain't kidding, Ax... Guess it takes awhile to use the cane to press the clutch to change gears...

Never get in the car with him after he eats beans. I'm telling you from experience, pretty much passed out from lack of oxygen in the cabin.
This is true - but he was forewarned, and STILL chose to eat BBQ
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Forget the goat, I wouldn't trust him around a high powered vehicle not named John Deere... He got passed up by an entire family driving a SUV... AND, the mother was driving...
@Axius - you know better!!

You took the maiden voyage after SC install, and have personally witnessed the (shifter kart) track skillz!!!!
They added a short shift kit to the tractor?
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I always thought his hair piece would blow off in the wind... Guess that 3M double sticky tape really works well...
The 3m was getting gooey in the 90% humidity here lately, pretty sure he just went ahead and made a super glue / gorilla glue hybrid mix.
Mixed with some poop from Waffles?
You will NOT talk about my ass in a disrespectful manner!!!
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      07-12-2016, 05:59 PM   #33895
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Mixed with some poop from Waffles?
The grass and hay make for a greater binding agent.
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      07-12-2016, 06:02 PM   #33896
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I wouldn't trust him around a goat
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Forget the goat, I wouldn't trust him around a high powered vehicle not named John Deere... He got passed up by an entire family driving a SUV... AND, the mother was driving...
@Axius - you know better!!

You took the maiden voyage after SC install, and have personally witnessed the (shifter kart) track skillz!!!!
They added a short shift kit to the tractor?
That is my next Mod....
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I wouldn't trust him around a goat
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Forget the goat, I wouldn't trust him around a high powered vehicle not named John Deere... He got passed up by an entire family driving a SUV... AND, the mother was driving...
@Axius - you know better!!

You took the maiden voyage after SC install, and have personally witnessed the (shifter kart) track skillz!!!!
They added a short shift kit to the tractor?
That is my next Mod....
Instead of mods I'd worry more about "granny shifting not double clutching like you should..."
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This why he drives a vert? Air out the vehicle with a quickness?
Wind can blow from the wrong direction as well..
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