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      09-10-2016, 04:47 PM   #38765
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....and outrun your weedeater?!?!
Making shit up again.

The quickest heavily modified 335d in the country runs the 1/4 in 11.8x sec, probably at sea level with perfect track prep, good air. (Low density altitude).



The quickest F80/82 stock runs the 1/4 mile in 11.6 sec at sea level, good track prep, air etc.

http://f80.bimmerpost.com/forums/sho....php?t=1045229

Yours truly ,ran his stock F82 in the 1/4mile at 11.9 sec with a 3,200 feet DA . I dont do bracket racing, just a test and tune to know what she'll do.
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Making shit up again.

The quickest heavily modified 335d in the country runs the 1/4 in 11.8x sec, probably at sea level with perfect track prep, good air. (Low density altitude).



The quickest F80/82 stock runs the 1/4 mile in 11.6 sec at sea level, good track prep, air etc.

http://f80.bimmerpost.com/forums/sho....php?t=1045229

Yours truly ,ran his stock F82 in the 1/4mile at 11.9 sec with a 3,200 feet DA . I dont do bracket racing, just a test and tune to know what she'll do.
Standing kilometer or flying mile.
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      09-10-2016, 04:57 PM   #38769
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....and outrun your weedeater?!?!
Making shit up again.

The quickest heavily modified 335d in the country runs the 1/4 in 11.8x sec, probably at sea level with perfect track prep, good air. (Low density altitude).



The quickest F80/82 stock runs the 1/4 mile in 11.6 sec at sea level, good track prep, air etc.

http://f80.bimmerpost.com/forums/sho....php?t=1045229

Yours truly ,ran his stock F82 in the 1/4mile at 11.9 sec with a 3,200 feet DA . I dont do bracket racing, just a test and tune to know what she'll do.
I wonder.....

How much difference a LSD with solid diff bushings will make on the 600+ TQ the D is gonna make in a 1/8 or 1/4...?
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....and outrun your weedeater?!?!
Making shit up again.

The quickest heavily modified 335d in the country runs the 1/4 in 11.8x sec, probably at sea level with perfect track prep, good air. (Low density altitude).



The quickest F80/82 stock runs the 1/4 mile in 11.6 sec at sea level, good track prep, air etc.

http://f80.bimmerpost.com/forums/sho....php?t=1045229

Yours truly ,ran his stock F82 in the 1/4mile at 11.9 sec with a 3,200 feet DA . I dont do bracket racing, just a test and tune to know what she'll do.
I wonder.....

How much difference a LSD with solid diff bushings will make on the 600+ TQ the D is gonna make in a 1/8 or 1/4...?
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I wonder.....

How much difference a LSD with solid diff bushings will make on the 600+ TQ the D is gonna make in a 1/8 or 1/4...?
And he had Hoosier drag radials, at sea level a stock F80/82 can run the 1/4 mile in 11.7 on street tires.

You only need about 400 lb/ft of torque on a 3,500lb car. Extra torque isn't going to lower lap times, ET or increase penis size.
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I wonder.....

How much difference a LSD with solid diff bushings will make on the 600+ TQ the D is gonna make in a 1/8 or 1/4...?
That's for turning something you can't do
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I wonder.....

How much difference a LSD with solid diff bushings will make on the 600+ TQ the D is gonna make in a 1/8 or 1/4...?
And he had Hoosier drag radials, at sea level a stock F80/82 can run the 1/4 mile in 11.7 on street tires.

You only need about 400 lb/ft of torque on a 3,500lb car. Extra torque isn't going to lower lap times, ET or increase penis size.
You're lane......it's right over there>>>>>

Stay in it.
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I wonder.....

How much difference a LSD with solid diff bushings will make on the 600+ TQ the D is gonna make in a 1/8 or 1/4...?
And he had Hoosier drag radials, at sea level a stock F80/82 can run the 1/4 mile in 11.7 on street tires.

You only need about 400 lb/ft of torque on a 3,500lb car. Extra torque isn't going to lower lap times, ET or increase penis size.
You're lane......it's right over there>>>>>

Stay in it.
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I wonder.....

How much difference a LSD with solid diff bushings will make on the 600+ TQ the D is gonna make in a 1/8 or 1/4...?
And he had Hoosier drag radials, at sea level a stock F80/82 can run the 1/4 mile in 11.7 on street tires.

You only need about 400 lb/ft of torque on a 3,500lb car. Extra torque isn't going to lower lap times, ET or increase penis size.
You're lane......it's right over there>>>>>

Stay in it.
But I thought in that hillbilly state of YOURS that YOU'RE all supposed to be in the right lane?? And the left lane is only for passing??

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How much difference a LSD with solid diff bushings will make on the 600+ TQ the D is gonna make in a 1/8 or 1/4...?
That's for turning something you can't do
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But I thought in that hillbilly state of YOURS that YOU'RE all supposed to be in the right lane?? And the left lane is only for passing??

Lol and ASB will be killing all the mosquitoes with his 335 fumigator edition.
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But I thought in that hillbilly state of YOURS that YOU'RE all supposed to be in the right lane?? And the left lane is only for passing??

Lol and ASB will be killing all the mosquitoes with his 335 fumigator edition.
Well... Every time I come across the news, it's always zika this and zika that...
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But I thought in that hillbilly state of YOURS that YOU'RE all supposed to be in the right lane?? And the left lane is only for passing??

Lol and ASB will be killing all the mosquitoes with his 335 fumigator edition.
Well... Every time I come across the news, it's always zika this and zika that...
I'm just trying to do my part and help out.
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But I thought in that hillbilly state of YOURS that YOU'RE all supposed to be in the right lane?? And the left lane is only for passing??

Lol and ASB will be killing all the mosquitoes with his 335 fumigator edition.
Well... Every time I come across the news, it's always zika this and zika that...
I'm just trying to do my part and help out.
Thought that's what killed axius?? You and beans = fumigation for insects?
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Well... Every time I come across the news, it's always zika this and zika that...
Do the newspapers come a day or two later in the slammer? I've always been curious.
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But I thought in that hillbilly state of YOURS that YOU'RE all supposed to be in the right lane?? And the left lane is only for passing??

Lol and ASB will be killing all the mosquitoes with his 335 fumigator edition.
Well... Every time I come across the news, it's always zika this and zika that...
I'm just trying to do my part and help out.
Thought that's what killed axius?? You and beans = fumigation for insects?
That was still in beta stage.
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That was still in beta stage.
Next stage is fully weaponized.
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Thought that's what killed axius?? You and beans = fumigation for insects?
I read an article on a guy who decided to take a break from humans to be with goats.

http://www.businessinsider.com/thoma...edium=referral
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Thought that's what killed axius?? You and beans = fumigation for insects?
I read an article on a guy who decided to take a break from humans to be with goats.

http://www.businessinsider.com/thoma...edium=referral
Oh that's old news... That's the entire populace of Isis and Al-Qaeda with loving goats, no??
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