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      09-27-2016, 07:02 AM   #39733
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The most erotic thing a man can do for a woman is do the dishes...
Dang man, are you're doing your dishes into the bathtub with your gal inside same time?
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The most erotic thing a man can do for a woman is to shave his face...
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I've been told this many times. A uniquely male act.










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I've been told this many times. A uniquely male act.










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      09-27-2016, 09:48 AM   #39736
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Hey 1MOREMOD and Axius - WTH guys?!?!

I expected you to crash the debate stage last night and lay the SMACK DOWN ON THEIR CANDY ASSES!!
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      09-27-2016, 10:05 AM   #39737
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Hey 1MOREMOD and Axius - WTH guys?!?!

I expected you to crash the debate stage last night and lay the SMACK DOWN ON THEIR CANDY ASSES!!
A chorus of bald eagles would sing hallelujah.
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Hey 1MOREMOD and Axius - WTH guys?!?!

I expected you to crash the debate stage last night and lay the SMACK DOWN ON THEIR CANDY ASSES!!
I got escorted out by secret service when I approached the building for being a "suspicious character", whatever the fuck that means!
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      09-27-2016, 10:31 AM   #39739
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The most erotic thing a man can do for a woman is do the dishes...
And when you put her with her ass in the foam..
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I got escorted out by secret service when I approached the building for being a "suspicious character", whatever the fuck that means!
Profiling!!!
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The Secret Service escorts ppl for less than be a suspicious one...
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Pat down rule is a bitch....
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Profiling!!!
It's because I'm white. I thought about shooting another white person to get my point across, but all I had was a rubber band and some paper clips.


I did take a heaping dump and smeared it on both Hillary and Trump's vehicles at least.

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Pat down rule is a bitch....
What pat down rule? I got a full on strip search from two fat black women..., felt really violating, and a bit arousing?
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      09-27-2016, 01:53 PM   #39744
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What pat down rule? I got a full on strip search from two fat black women..., felt really violating, and a bit arousing?
I know a guy who knows a guy who can get you some little blue pills to help with that "bit" part
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I know a guy who knows a guy who can get you some little blue pills to help with that "bit" part
Shhhhhhhhh.
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And his partner, The Tossed Salad Man.
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So, I'm watering the lawn last night just before sunset (first time in September). I'm behind a block wall, with wrought-iron fencing. I'm thinking it's getting close to Halloween and all that evil-spirit time of the year

Out of the corner of my eye I notice a Mustang coming down the street, and I took a few steps back . . .
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So, I'm watering the lawn last night just before sunset (first time in September). I'm behind a block wall, with wrought-iron fencing. I'm thinking it's getting close to Halloween and all that evil-spirit time of the year

Out of the corner of my eye I notice a Mustang coming down the street, and I took a few steps back . . .
A wise move. I'm adding Dodge Challengers to the list.
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A wise move. I'm adding Dodge Challengers to the list.
Ah, come on now. The dude across the street has a stealthy white one, and I always notice it seems to wait a few extra seconds at the end of the driveway if I'm near the end of mine.
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Is it gonna be risky to travel in the US during election week?
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      09-27-2016, 02:41 PM   #39753
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Is it gonna be risky to travel in the US during election week?
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I know a guy who knows a guy who can get you some little blue pills to help with that "bit" part
Hmmm, maybe a roofie would work better. Then there'd be no guessing.

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Is it gonna be risky to travel in the US during election week?
If you're a Muslim and traveling to Washington D.C...., maybe. Other than that just stay out of Charlotte, Detroit, and Cleveland Ohio.
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