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      08-23-2015, 07:37 PM   #13553
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What feel good, "motivational" account did you bum that one off of?

Soooo lame.
Less lame?
I don't have a Facebook, sorry :/

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      08-23-2015, 07:38 PM   #13554
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squats are your (and our) friend!!!
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I love it when girls send me photos of how well their manicures came out

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I'm proud of being 27 and still pulling 18 /19 year old grade A tail.

I do it for sport, however.
AAA tail is the best kind
I'm not there yet- I'm laying low until that whole Jared from subway thing blows over.

Triple A is flirting with legal/illegal. I'm not that brave.
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      08-23-2015, 07:38 PM   #13556
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I'm just going to get butt implants
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      08-23-2015, 07:40 PM   #13558
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squats are your (and our) friend!!!
I'm just going to get butt implants
They will melt....don't do it!
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I love it when girls send me photos of how well their manicures came out

So cute!
.
I'm proud of being 27 and still pulling 18 /19 year old grade A tail.

I do it for sport, however.
AAA tail is the best kind
I'm not there yet- I'm laying low until that whole Jared from subway thing blows over.

Triple A is flirting with legal/illegal. I'm not that brave.
Hahaha it's like..putting it in while she's still 17 at 11:59pm- and pulling out at 12:01am once 18.

Legal or illegal?

I don't know, but I don't care to find out. Still have things to live for. Plus I'm pretty, I'd be triple A meat in jail.
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      08-23-2015, 07:43 PM   #13560
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I love it when girls send me photos of how well their manicures came out

So cute!
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I'm proud of being 27 and still pulling 18 /19 year old grade A tail.

I do it for sport, however.
AAA tail is the best kind
I'm not there yet- I'm laying low until that whole Jared from subway thing blows over.

Triple A is flirting with legal/illegal. I'm not that brave.
Hahaha it's like..putting it in while she's still 17 at 11:59pm- and pulling out at 12:01am once 18.

Legal or illegal?

I don't know, but I don't care to find out. Still have things to live for. Plus I'm pretty, I'd be triple A meat in jail.
Hey....Jared needs a good lover now he's in jail and have a feeling he's going to get fat again .....go save him from himself lol
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I love it when girls send me photos of how well their manicures came out

So cute!
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I'm proud of being 27 and still pulling 18 /19 year old grade A tail.

I do it for sport, however.
AAA tail is the best kind
I'm not there yet- I'm laying low until that whole Jared from subway thing blows over.

Triple A is flirting with legal/illegal. I'm not that brave.
Hahaha it's like..putting it in while she's still 17 at 11:59pm- and pulling out at 12:01am once 18.

Legal or illegal?

I don't know, but I don't care to find out. Still have things to live for. Plus I'm pretty, I'd be triple A meat in jail.
Hey....Jared needs a good lover now he's in jail and have a feeling he's going to get fat again .....go save him from himself lol
Bro...man or woman, I don't do fat.

Phat- yes. But fat, no. I have standards damnit!
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      08-23-2015, 07:46 PM   #13562
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I love it when girls send me photos of how well their manicures came out

So cute!
.
I'm proud of being 27 and still pulling 18 /19 year old grade A tail.

I do it for sport, however.
AAA tail is the best kind
I'm not there yet- I'm laying low until that whole Jared from subway thing blows over.

Triple A is flirting with legal/illegal. I'm not that brave.
Hahaha it's like..putting it in while she's still 17 at 11:59pm- and pulling out at 12:01am once 18.

Legal or illegal?

I don't know, but I don't care to find out. Still have things to live for. Plus I'm pretty, I'd be triple A meat in jail.
Hey....Jared needs a good lover now he's in jail and have a feeling he's going to get fat again .....go save him from himself lol
Bro...man or woman, I don't do fat.

Phat- yes. But fat, no. I have standards damnit!
Oh....you'll lose those in jail.
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I would except for the fact that we've already established I have no ass at all.
Sara sorry but that's a lie , because I saw your ass is good looking too .
You need only a man to give your ass from behind a special massage ..
BTW...I can do that !
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      08-23-2015, 07:49 PM   #13564
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I would except for the fact that we've already established I have no ass at all.
Sara sorry but that's a lie , because I saw your ass is good looking too .
You need only a man to give your ass from behind a special massage ..
BTW...I can do that !
Hahahahhahaha



You hear that Sara? Bend over.
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      08-23-2015, 07:50 PM   #13565
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I don't have a Facebook, sorry :/

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      08-23-2015, 07:51 PM   #13566
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I'll show you my manicure this weekend.
We want more than only manicure..
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Ok you went from semi amusing to just way too serious.

I don't want to play with you anymore.
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Hahahahhahaha



You hear that Sara? Bend over.
And for at least + 30 minutes !
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Ok you went from semi amusing to just way too serious.

I don't want to play with you anymore.



That is what you said you like to do for sport .......
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Ok you went from semi amusing to just way too serious.

I don't want to play with you anymore.

[IMG]https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/i...zT6Y6ENaeZJhbW[/IMG]

That is what you said you like to do for sport .......
What can I say, Ya win some, ya lose some.

Still fun none the less. But it's only a game! Just like any other sport
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I'm just going to get butt implants
Sara please never do that , it's really dangerous !
Look Youtube videos with girls ass that leaks and some even exploded !
Sara I'm serious and your ass is looking good...Just believe me .
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Sara please never do that , it's really dangerous !
Look Youtube videos with girls ass that leaks and some even exploded !
Sara I'm serious and your ass is looking good...Just believe me .
When have you ever seen my butt?
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