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guni · 12-10-2015, 11:01 AM

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Fucking Miami drivers on I95 @#!&$!

Stay out of my way

I only use I-95 M-F from where it begins going northbound until I take I-395 to work and for the love of GOD people cannot merge.

In other news, this morning a female coworker asked me to move her __________ so now she is buying me lunch.

Too many idiots moving in and out of the express lanes at 5 m/h into 70m/h traffic!

RJ_ · 12-10-2015, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

Stay out of my way

I only use I-95 M-F from where it begins going northbound until I take I-395 to work and for the love of GOD people cannot merge.

In other news, this morning a female coworker asked me to move her __________ so now she is buying me lunch.

What is "cervix"?

I'll take "Workplace HarASSment" for 800, Alex.

Axius · 12-10-2015, 12:00 PM

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What is "cervix"?

I'll take "Workplace HarASSment" for 800, Alex.

You grab your coworkers ass cheeks and spread them, this is what kind of class action law suit?

RJ_ · 12-10-2015, 12:39 PM

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You grab your coworkers ass cheeks and spread them, this is what kind of class action law suit?

What is "management"?

Axius · 12-10-2015, 12:42 PM

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What is "management"?

"ERR ERR"

What is "Positive enforcement"

F30lolz · 12-10-2015, 12:44 PM

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You grab your coworkers ass cheeks and spread them, this is what kind of class action law suit?

I did this one time when I was around 20, only her pants were on so does that count?

Axius · 12-10-2015, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

I did this one time when I was around 20, only her pants were on so does that count?

I'd probably just turn the other cheek.

RJ_ · 12-10-2015, 12:47 PM

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I did this one time when I was around 20, only her pants were on so does that count?

What is "yes"?

nyalpine90 · 12-10-2015, 01:13 PM

why grab it when u can bite it.

F30lolz · 12-10-2015, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by nyalpine90

why grab it when u can bite it.

lol

Quick story. When I got laid off back in 2009 I was doing pizza delivery for some time and this woman I delivered wanted to me come in and hang out. She informed me that she doesn't bite...hard.

nyalpine90 · 12-10-2015, 01:21 PM

i bet she ate a lot of pizza

Axius · 12-10-2015, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

lol

Quick story. When I got laid off back in 2009 I was doing pizza delivery for some time and this woman I delivered wanted to me come in and hang out. She informed me that she doesn't bite...hard.

My quick short lived pizza delivery story:

I delivered pizza's for about 5 months when I was 18 about to finish HS. One older lady (maybe early 40's) ordered pizza and wings for her kids birthday party one day, okay cool, small chat and left. Well, started to get more deliveries there (and requesting me?), noticed she was always paying and never a dude so I made a joke that "must be a lot taking care of two kids with hubs at work in the afternoon", well he actually cheated on her a year previous and left for the other woman. I felt kind of awkward so I said I was sorry and left.

Well about a week later, we get a delivery, so I go there and usually the kids are running around making noise, mentioned how it was quiet and said kids must have been to bed early. She said, the pizza was never meant for the kids but for us and she'd been thinking about doing it for a while but wasn't sure.

I quit the pizza place that day and we banged for about a month then I got a girlfriend my own age and started working at an auto repair shop.

nyalpine90 · 12-10-2015, 01:43 PM

she gave happy tips lol

Axius · 12-10-2015, 01:46 PM

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she gave happy tips lol

At the end at least. Her tips were generally pretty shitty, but I expected it from her having two kids.

bimmette · 12-10-2015, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

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Originally Posted by nyalpine90

why grab it when u can bite it.

lol

Quick story. When I got laid off back in 2009 I was doing pizza delivery for some time and this woman I delivered wanted to me come in and hang out. She informed me that she doesn't bite...hard.

I want to deliver pizza in the evenings when the weather is better. It sounds fun haha.

Mr Tonka · 12-10-2015, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

My quick short lived pizza delivery story:

I delivered pizza's for about 5 months when I was 18 about to finish HS. One older lady (maybe early 40's) ordered pizza and wings for her kids birthday party one day, okay cool, small chat and left. Well, started to get more deliveries there (and requesting me?), noticed she was always paying and never a dude so I made a joke that "must be a lot taking care of two kids with hubs at work in the afternoon", well he actually cheated on her a year previous and left for the other woman. I felt kind of awkward so I said I was sorry and left.

Well about a week later, we get a delivery, so I go there and usually the kids are running around making noise, mentioned how it was quiet and said kids must have been to bed early. She said, the pizza was never meant for the kids but for us and she'd been thinking about doing it for a while but wasn't sure.

I quit the pizza place that day and we banged for about a month then I got a girlfriend my own age and started working at an auto repair shop.

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I want to deliver pizza in the evenings when the weather is better. It sounds fun haha.

I delivered pizza for 2 years in a LSB M3. For free.

It was a lot of fun and i'm pretty sure i might hold a world record for fastest moving pizza. We took an oder one night that we thought was close buy but ended up being really far away and i need to get on the interstate to get there. Ended up hitting an indicated 154 mph on that delivery.

He was the only dude that when counting my tip out, looked up at my car and took a dollar back. hahaha

bimmette · 12-10-2015, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

My quick short lived pizza delivery story:

I delivered pizza's for about 5 months when I was 18 about to finish HS. One older lady (maybe early 40's) ordered pizza and wings for her kids birthday party one day, okay cool, small chat and left. Well, started to get more deliveries there (and requesting me?), noticed she was always paying and never a dude so I made a joke that "must be a lot taking care of two kids with hubs at work in the afternoon", well he actually cheated on her a year previous and left for the other woman. I felt kind of awkward so I said I was sorry and left.

Well about a week later, we get a delivery, so I go there and usually the kids are running around making noise, mentioned how it was quiet and said kids must have been to bed early. She said, the pizza was never meant for the kids but for us and she'd been thinking about doing it for a while but wasn't sure.

I quit the pizza place that day and we banged for about a month then I got a girlfriend my own age and started working at an auto repair shop.

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Originally Posted by bimmette

I want to deliver pizza in the evenings when the weather is better. It sounds fun haha.

I delivered pizza for 2 years in a LSB M3. For free.

It was a lot of fun and i'm pretty sure i might hold a world record for fastest moving pizza. We took an oder one night that we thought was close buy but ended up being really far away and i need to get on the interstate to get there. Ended up hitting an indicated 154 mph on that delivery.

He was the only dude that when counting my tip out, looked up at my car and took a dollar back. hahaha

nyalpine90 · 12-10-2015, 02:14 PM

did grannies request special toppings?

Mr Tonka · 12-10-2015, 03:35 PM

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did grannies request special toppings?

Not from me. But then i'm not a dirty little slut like Ax.

Best i got was 3 women, probably around their 30s answer the door wearing lingerie, while having a lingerie party. The one who lived there was a regular but didn't ask for me. Though i was the only delivery boy at the time. I just threw down some smoothness by saying, "Nice outfits ladies." Then left once they paid me. lol

Though most of the time, i got to feel bad for seeing kids in shitty homes with shitty parents. I actually had one kid ask me to take him with me every time i delivered. He tried to get into my car with me when i was leaving one time. I sooo badly wanted to take that little guy away from there. Probably about 6 to 7 years old.

Axius · 12-10-2015, 03:42 PM

I don't like the slut word, and I was not charming back then I assure you. She got cheated on by a younger girl, so I think it was more of a spite thing. My penis is way too small to seduce any woman for longer than a month anyways. Right place at the right time.

F30lolz · 12-10-2015, 03:48 PM

Ask a pizza delivery guy anyone thread? I've got more stories!

MrPrena · 12-10-2015, 03:59 PM

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I want to deliver pizza in the evenings when the weather is better. It sounds fun haha.

It is a great part time or 2nd job I've heard. I am thinking about it when I get better. I am not doing anything after 8pm anyways.

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Originally Posted by Axius

My quick short lived pizza delivery story:

I delivered pizza's for about 5 months when I was 18 about to finish HS. One older lady (maybe early 40's) ordered pizza and wings for her kids birthday party one day, okay cool, small chat and left. Well, started to get more deliveries there (and requesting me?), noticed she was always paying and never a dude so I made a joke that "must be a lot taking care of two kids with hubs at work in the afternoon", well he actually cheated on her a year previous and left for the other woman. I felt kind of awkward so I said I was sorry and left.

Well about a week later, we get a delivery, so I go there and usually the kids are running around making noise, mentioned how it was quiet and said kids must have been to bed early. She said, the pizza was never meant for the kids but for us and she'd been thinking about doing it for a while but wasn't sure.

I quit the pizza place that day and we banged for about a month then I got a girlfriend my own age and started working at an auto repair shop.

What a great story. PICTURES

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Axius Banned 4202 Rep 216 Posts Drives: 612 Scaglietti Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Watch Me NayNay iTrader: (0)	I don't like the slut word, and I was not charming back then I assure you. She got cheated on by a younger girl, so I think it was more of a spite thing. My penis is way too small to seduce any woman for longer than a month anyways. Right place at the right time.
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