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      12-28-2015, 01:09 PM   #18811
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Why was the mall so empty today?
Red Nose gone already???
Yeah. Said bye to Rudolph and now I need a new name for it.
How about 'Hector'!!!!!
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How about 'Hector'!!!!!
Hector died a dishonorable death, in spite of his pleadings to Achilles. I can't see that happening to the M6, so I'll have to pass.

No stripper names either....
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How about 'Hector'!!!!!
Hector died a dishonorable death, in spite of his pleadings to Achilles. I can't see that happening to the M6, so I'll have to pass.

No stripper names either....
Satan...?
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Has to be a female name...

I'm going Malorie / Milicent or Trixie...
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Malorie / Milicent or Trixie...
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Maleficent??
Evil, prepster, grandma, cereal, evil, evil...

How about something that says fast, powerful (but not East German powerful), gorgeous, sexy, and high maintenance?
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Succubus... Concubine... Seraphina...
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Oh, names...., Mmmmm, Cecilia. Sophisticated, bitchy, life in the left lane, drains accounts and maxes cards.
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Maleficent??
Evil, prepster, grandma, cereal, evil, evil...

How about something that says fast, powerful (but not East German powerful), gorgeous, sexy, and high maintenance?
MOPAR, Ford, or Chevy...
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Funny. I was thinking I'd name it Konigsegg, so I can tell everyone I drive Konigsegg...
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Sexy, dumbass! Read!
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Sexy, dumbass! Read!
All I have then....

Jennifer Aniston and Halle Berry
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Sexy, dumbass! Read!
All I have then....

Jennifer Aniston and Halle Berry
Fail... Just... Fail...
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All I have then....

Jennifer Aniston and Halle Berry
I can agree with Jennifer Aniston. Guh, boy oh boy can I agree.


Halle always has dude hair, so I'm out on that one.
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All I have then....

Jennifer Aniston and Halle Berry
I can agree with Jennifer Aniston. Guh, boy oh boy can I agree.


Halle always has dude hair, so I'm out on that one.
I was meaning more toward Smoking Hot and HIGH maintenance....
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Jennifer Aniston and Halle Berry
Hmmm...

Jenn?
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Jennifer Aniston and Halle Berry



Aniston you take home to Mom, Halle Berry is nutty so i imagine She's a wild ride.
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