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bimmette · 05-03-2016, 01:41 AM

I miss the FML thread

jtodd_fl · 05-03-2016, 02:52 AM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Uh oh. Bimmette is going to turn into the female version of MKSixer , with rap skillz. Shits about to get serious.
Btw: your new avatar is cool, I literally did not realize the first two posts were yours. That pink avatar was like iconic. Congrats on your newfound fame! I hope you shouted "no autographs", did this. Also, why's Verbiage in the car with you.

bimmette · 05-03-2016, 03:09 AM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Uh oh. Bimmette is going to turn into the female version of MKSixer , with rap skillz. Shits about to get serious.
Btw: you new avatar is cool, it I literally did not realize the first two posts were yours. That pink avatar was like iconic. Congrats on your newfound fame! I hope you shouted "no autographs", did this. Also, why's Verbiage in the car with you.

I'll hire you to keep the paparazzi at a distance.

jtodd_fl · 05-03-2016, 04:33 AM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

I'll hire you to keep the paparazzi at a distance.

I'm so in. I just have to be extra careful with weird Canadian stalkers wielding scorpions.

1LRM3 · 05-03-2016, 04:51 AM

been mia... what is going on in the OT these days?

jtodd_fl · 05-03-2016, 05:34 AM

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Originally Posted by 1LRM3

been mia... what is going on in the OT these days?

Allow me to recap:
bimmette is famous, has a new avatar, raps now, and showed us all some skin (literally)
Mr Tonka showed us a picture of his wife's ass (also literally) - a tad hairier than expected, but I still give it a 9 out of 10 and would ride if allowed
Verbiage is still black (still literally)
Mike. is being stalked by a stripper, possibly male, sees no downside
Axius is either on the verge of a new job or being catfished and about to lose an organ
Mywifes335 almost boned a babysitter (I sense a trend)
TXSTYLE likes Game of Thrones. Like.... A LOT.
Most of OT is weighing the merits of parenthood and/or debating parting out their kids for car money

Almost forgot the most world-changing event to occur. 1MOREMOD pressed the reply button. Pretty sure it was an accident, but it happened. Lives were changed.
Also, forgot what a busy week this was:
Biorin is certified airborne sniper - Death From Above!
@RJ_ has a really tiny penis (still).

Verbiage · 05-03-2016, 05:57 AM

Dude. Never, ever fucking compare to Jermaine Dupri, ever again.

Aatish · 05-03-2016, 06:44 AM

RJ_ · 05-03-2016, 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

@RJ_ has a really tiny penis (still).

Probs nsfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Jgj9ZDs4-8

Edit: I realize after the fact that in context this looks like a risky click, but it's not.

Verbiage · 05-03-2016, 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by RJ_

Probs nsfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Jgj9ZDs4-8

I guess there's a reason you didn't embed it.

Also, where is MKSixer?

The damned corporate environments have robbed BP of him.

Verbiage · 05-03-2016, 08:40 AM

Shit, that was actually quite funny. LMFAO.

"WELL I HAVEN'T GUT THA THUCKING YET GAHDDAMMUT".

RJ_ · 05-03-2016, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

I guess there's a reason you didn't embed it.

Also, where is MKSixer?

The damned corporate environments have robbed BP of him.

Ha, I embedded it first and then decided that the video title might look a little funny on someone's screen. As a paranoid cube dweller, I try to look out for others in that regard.

Also, where has C5driver been? He/she get banned?

Verbiage · 05-03-2016, 08:52 AM

Well, the cube dwellers should appreciate it.

I have no idea. LOL at the gender being debatable though. No one can confirm that shit.

ASBSECU E93 · 05-03-2016, 08:57 AM

C5driver is likely on the Pcar thread....along with EstorilM....

Damn car snobs - too good to go slumming with us mere BMW owners

Mr Tonka · 05-03-2016, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

C5driver is likely on the Pcar thread....along with EstorilM....

Damn car snobs - too good to go slumming with us mere BMW owners

They won't stay long. One thing i learned being associate with Porsche drivers is that the most of them are knobs and aren't about driving at all, they are about owning a Porsche. Not much different than corvette owners though. Maybe C5driver will be at home there?

INB4 jtodd_fl posts "Shots Fired" gif.

1MOREMOD · 05-03-2016, 09:38 AM

He is a bit geeked out about his gt4 coming soon.

silvergray545 · 05-03-2016, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Dude. Never, ever fucking compare to Jermaine Dupri, ever again.

You mad bruh?

1MOREMOD · 05-03-2016, 09:58 AM

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ASBSECU E93 · 05-03-2016, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

He is a bit geeked out about his gt4 coming soon.

Geeked or stressed..?

The hoops to jump through to purchase that car...

1MOREMOD · 05-03-2016, 11:11 AM

Excited, he already jumped thru the hoops

ASBSECU E93 · 05-03-2016, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Excited, he already jumped thru the hoops

I know - but damn....it was work to buy that fuq'n car....

1MOREMOD · 05-03-2016, 11:35 AM

I bet. I'm his driving coach and will be handling track duties.

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