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      12-11-2015, 02:45 PM   #17865
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Hey you threw the offer first, time to girl up! Pics for science as well as evidence.
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      12-11-2015, 03:09 PM   #17868
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      12-11-2015, 03:09 PM   #17869
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Found out I get about $2k back for buying my own CF hood and supplying my own headlights from the balance of the insurance check.


Just need the fucking car back now.
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      12-11-2015, 03:16 PM   #17870
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They say death comes in three's so I wonder who will be next in my circle? As many of you know my mother in law passed away on Halloween night. Yesterday my grandmother in NY passed away. FWIW, she was in a home for the past 3.5 years losing her memory so she is in a better place now. I'll never forget going to her house often as a kid and her doing what grandmothers do best - cooking, being strong and spoiling me. I love you, RIP.
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      12-11-2015, 03:20 PM   #17871
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They say death comes in three's so I wonder who will be next in my circle? As many of you know my mother in law passed away on Halloween night. Yesterday my grandmother in NY passed away. FWIW, she was in a home for the past 3.5 years losing her memory so she is in a better place now. I'll never forget going to her house often as a kid and her doing what grandmothers do best - cooking, being strong and spoiling me. I love you, RIP.
Sorry for your loss, again
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      12-11-2015, 03:32 PM   #17872
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They say death comes in three's so I wonder who will be next in my circle? As many of you know my mother in law passed away on Halloween night. Yesterday my grandmother in NY passed away. FWIW, she was in a home for the past 3.5 years losing her memory so she is in a better place now. I'll never forget going to her house often as a kid and her doing what grandmothers do best - cooking, being strong and spoiling me. I love you, RIP.
Sorry to hear about your loss.



Is there someone in particular you were looking forward to being the 3rd? Maybe arrangements could be made.

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      12-11-2015, 03:48 PM   #17873
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Sorry to hear about your loss.



Is there someone in particular you were looking forward to being the 3rd? Maybe arrangements could be made.

j/k
A ISIS leader would be great.
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      12-11-2015, 04:00 PM   #17874
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Found out I get about $2k back for buying my own CF hood and supplying my own headlights from the balance of the insurance check.


Just need the fucking car back now.
Gotta love that insurance money when you're mechanically inclined.
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A ISIS leader would be great.
You better re-evaluate your circle before the alphabet boys do it for you
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You better re-evaluate your circle before the alphabet boys do it for you
You want to have a circle-jerk while eating alphabet soup?

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      12-11-2015, 05:06 PM   #17877
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You want to have a circle-jerk while eating alphabet soup?
Hmm

Hmmmmmm

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm............
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whats going on here
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      12-11-2015, 05:24 PM   #17879
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whats going on here
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So?
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So?
So? So?
this is internet, show us the boobs if you're gonna be all mellow.
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      12-11-2015, 05:34 PM   #17883
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So?
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      12-11-2015, 05:39 PM   #17884
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      12-11-2015, 06:07 PM   #17885
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