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      08-22-2021, 10:44 AM   #34431
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      08-22-2021, 01:13 PM   #34432
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LMAO! This is exactly what I was thinking, every car guy here is thinking don't lay on my damn car bitch!
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      08-22-2021, 01:13 PM   #34433
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      08-22-2021, 01:19 PM   #34434
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Gonna have to wash the smell and herpes off it
And buff the damn lap dance swirl marks off the hood.
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      08-22-2021, 01:31 PM   #34435
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Perfect day to wash the the car.




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hats off to those ladies ...realising they are way too dirty and need to use industrial auto cleaner products to clean themselves up.
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      08-22-2021, 02:21 PM   #34437
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Do you have one? Always thought they were cool except kinda look like a homeless person.
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Do you have one? Always thought they were cool except kinda look like a homeless person.
I have a Siberian Husky. Pictures in the pet or photography threads.
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      08-22-2021, 05:05 PM   #34439
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Took my daughter to Cornell for Freshman year. Was doing a library orientation tour yesterday and ran into this vending machine. Hope you're not hungry when you run into this bad boy. But if you've got a headache, or are tired, or you're sick and really need to keep going, or need cue cards, or are missing some computer cables, or you forgot your mask, or you have other physical needs......you're in luck!

Out of condoms...again?
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      08-22-2021, 05:21 PM   #34440
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Out of condoms...again?
If Cornell is anything like Tulane, there are baskets with free condoms in the library and other campus offices... In a variety of sizes, textures and flavors!
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      08-22-2021, 05:43 PM   #34441
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Didn't see this coming. WTH? Maybe he did it wrong?
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I have a Siberian Husky. Pictures in the pet or photography threads.
My sister likes to party with hers ... perhaps you can party together?
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      08-22-2021, 07:00 PM   #34443
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Good night peeps. It's jet tub time for my aching muscles.
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      08-23-2021, 01:56 AM   #34444
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Took my daughter to Cornell for Freshman year. Was doing a library orientation tour yesterday and ran into this vending machine. Hope you're not hungry when you run into this bad boy. But if you've got a headache, or are tired, or you're sick and really need to keep going, or need cue cards, or are missing some computer cables, or you forgot your mask, or you have other physical needs......you're in luck!

Cornell? That's my neighborhood
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      08-23-2021, 04:34 AM   #34445
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      08-23-2021, 08:13 AM   #34446
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      08-23-2021, 09:00 AM   #34447
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      08-23-2021, 09:42 AM   #34448
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Cornell? That's my neighborhood
Slots 36 - 39 were condoms. Slots 12/14 were magnums. Slot 16 were rubber bands needed for said magnums.
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      08-23-2021, 11:23 AM   #34449
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Slots 36 - 39 were condoms. Slots 12/14 were magnums. Slot 16 were rubber bands needed for said magnums.
I don't know, Rudi. Rubber bands around the ol' shaft... cutting off the circulation. Doesn't sound pleasant to me. lol
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Slots 36 - 39 were condoms. Slots 12/14 were magnums. Slot 16 were rubber bands needed for said magnums.
I don't know Rudi. Rubber bands around the ol' shaft... cutting off the circulation. Doesn't sound pleasant to me. lol
Its for her pleasure.
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Its for her pleasure.
What about my pleasure?

Hell, I'm married. I don't use those anyway.

But I'm sure someone does. Ow!!
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What about my pleasure?

Hell, I'm married. I don't use those anyway.

But I'm sure someone does. Ow!!
I was kidding. You're married, I imagine someone has your end covered.
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