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      11-20-2015, 04:40 PM   #16677
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Aunt Flo Red, ISIS Black, and Limp Willie White?
Pumpernickle Purple, Fantastic Fuchsia, and Asshole Amber?
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Pumpernickle Purple, Fantastic Fuchsia, and Asshole Amber?
How about you and I starting a consulting firm...Axius of Evil, LLC.

We can help car companies with catchy new names.
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Haha, the drivers are pretty much dead behind the wheel.
I'd have thought my exhaust would wake the dead, but apparently not
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      11-20-2015, 04:57 PM   #16680
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How about you and I starting a consulting firm...Axius of Evil, LLC.

We can help car companies with catchy new names.
This is by far, absolutely the best idea I have heard in a long time. We need to trademark the name and start getting to work. Desperate people need our guidance.
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      11-20-2015, 05:00 PM   #16681
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This is by far, absolutely the best idea I have heard in a long time. We need to trademark the name and start getting to work. Desperate people need our guidance.
Start it in NC. Cali blows.
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      11-20-2015, 05:52 PM   #16682
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I think I may have broken the controller of console while trying to change it to pink skin. what a day.....
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      11-20-2015, 05:55 PM   #16683
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I think I may have broken the controller of console while trying to change it to pink skin. what a day.....
Should have had lunch in the FedEx line
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      11-20-2015, 05:57 PM   #16684
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Should have had lunch in the FedEx line
I gotta sit down to eat. FedEx line wasn't bad. USPS , no line.
Problem is i broke the console controller I just bought.
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      11-20-2015, 05:59 PM   #16685
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      11-20-2015, 06:04 PM   #16686
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Now I am trying to make excuse why I broke the Controller by trying to change the controller skin. I am doomed. Wife and kid were really looking forward to play Marvel Superheroes in 2 player. I am doomed.
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Now I am trying to make excuse why I broke the Controller by trying to change the controller skin. I am doomed. Wife and kid were really looking forward to play Marvel Superheroes in 2 player. I am doomed.
Press the sos button in your car and you'll have new shit to worry about short
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      11-20-2015, 06:23 PM   #16689
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Press the sos button in your car and you'll have new shit to worry about short
I will just get crap when she comes home and just buy a new one. She wanted a pink one. I will sell the broker controller for as-is for parts on ebay. lol
(This is what I get for trying to save few bucks by buying used)
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Now I am trying to make excuse why I broke the Controller by trying to change the controller skin. I am doomed. Wife and kid were really looking forward to play Marvel Superheroes in 2 player. I am doomed.
Press the sos button in your car and you'll have new shit to worry about short
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      11-20-2015, 06:31 PM   #16692
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I will just get crap when she comes home and just buy a new one. She wanted a pink one. I will sell the broker controller for as-is for parts on ebay. lol
(This is what I get for trying to save few bucks by buying used)
Ha Ha....and I've been called the cheap one on BP :lol;
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She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
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Poop shit, shit and poop. I'm mildly angry now.
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Start it in NC. Cali blows.
...Actually - Deleware. More favorable business tax structure
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Ha Ha....and I've been called the cheap one on BP :lol;
I just found out Walmart will be selling the new controller for $39 on Thurs 6pm. I gotta get my kid the controller for 2 player. I won't do the line. I will just go there at 7pm. lol
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@///M Power-Belgium, is there a walmart in Belgium?
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Start it in NC. Cali blows.
...Actually - Deleware. More favorable business tax structure
I was gonna comment on someone calling me your girl earlier, but now I'm sold
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