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      12-29-2015, 12:52 PM   #18943
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      12-29-2015, 12:54 PM   #18944
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      12-29-2015, 01:01 PM   #18945
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I have no idea how I'm going to stay up until midnight. My normal bedtime is 830...
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      12-29-2015, 01:02 PM   #18946
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I have no idea how I'm going to stay up until midnight. My normal bedtime is 830...
If I'm staying up, you bet your ass I'm keeping you up too. All night. Fuck that shit, grandma. It's game time.
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Wait, yes I do. I have $55 on my SBux account..... this is going to be one hell of night. I havent celebrated NYE since 2013/2014.
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If I'm staying up, you bet your ass I'm keeping you up too. All night.
After midnight I turn into a pumpkin
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Thursday I have to be up at 5am...so after midnight on Friday I will most likely want to go home to crash.
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      12-29-2015, 01:23 PM   #18950
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If I'm staying up, you bet your ass I'm keeping you up too. All night.
After midnight I turn into a pumpkin
Axius is furiously googling 'best ways to have sex with a pumpkin'
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Axius is furiously googling 'best ways to have sex with a pumpkin'
Sex? What! No.
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Why my Bimmette thread has views yet no support. You fuckers
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      12-29-2015, 01:38 PM   #18953
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Lola, Marlene, Kate...I need more names.
The name "Sabrina" is what a ///M6 likes to hear
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      12-29-2015, 01:39 PM   #18954
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Why my Bimmette thread has views yet no support. You fuckers
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      12-29-2015, 01:43 PM   #18955
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Axius is furiously googling 'best ways to have sex with a pumpkin'
Why would I have sex with a pumpkin when Nola is saturated with beautiful light skinned women?
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Why would I have sex with a pumpkin when Nola is saturated with beautiful light skinned women?
New Orleans is commonly referred to as "The Chocolate City"

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New Orleans is commonly referred to as "The Chocolate City"
Wouldn't be the first, wouldn't be the last.
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      12-29-2015, 01:58 PM   #18958
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Axius is furiously googling 'best ways to have sex with a pumpkin'
Sex? What! No.
@Axius - Sara once said....'as long as my shoes are still on, I'm still in the game'

Your mission - should you choose to accept it - is to get those shoes off as quickly as possible
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What if I just pull my dick out? That usually works in itself.
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      12-29-2015, 02:07 PM   #18960
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Whoa whoa whoa. Axius is a friend! Ef arrr eye eeeee en deee
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      12-29-2015, 02:24 PM   #18961
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That's what I tell my female friends, but they keep showing up at the door after work. Fucking clingy.
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@Axius - Sara once said....'as long as my shoes are still on, I'm still in the game'

Your mission - should you choose to accept it - is to get those shoes off as quickly as possible
I like it when the girl is wearing high heels for the erotic game..
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      12-29-2015, 02:35 PM   #18963
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You guys are so weird
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You guys are so weird
Probably because we guys have something like erotic fantasies..
Girls wearing high heels to get the necessary attention and that's about the same thing .
Wearing high heels makes also that the girls ass looks better .
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