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      04-29-2016, 10:15 AM   #26885
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I did some research on you my friend - I iz innernetz detective. You, sir (or ma'am, didn't get that detail) are someone who drives a 545... Potentially in a silver-gray configuration.
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      04-29-2016, 10:18 AM   #26886
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These are hurley shorts made with Nike's branded Drifit material. But i did get a pair of Lucky jeans in 34 also. They, as most of my pants and shorts, are a little lose in the waist while snug from the seat to right about the knee. I'm about as on display as i am with bike shorts, so untucked shirts only for now. I also need to remember to sit down when trying on pants or shorts. jtodd_fl Those jeans could use a crotch gusset.
Crotch gusset. I love that, and the phonological similarity has led to me start referring to my own balls as crotch russets. It just seemed to fit. Makes me want to grab the wife and start fingerling, if you know what I'm saying.
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These are hurley shorts made with Nike's branded Drifit material. But i did get a pair of Lucky jeans in 34 also. They, as most of my pants and shorts, are a little lose in the waist while snug from the seat to right about the knee. I'm about as on display as i am with bike shorts, so untucked shirts only for now. I also need to remember to sit down when trying on pants or shorts. jtodd_fl Those jeans could use a crotch gusset.
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I did some research on you my friend - I iz innernetz detective. You, sir (or ma'am, didn't get that detail) are someone who drives a 545... Potentially in a silver-gray configuration.
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I did some research on you my friend - I iz innernetz detective. You, sir (or ma'am, didn't get that detail) are someone who drives a 545... Potentially in a silver-gray configuration.
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Crotch gusset. I love that, and the phonological similarity has led to me start referring to my own balls as crotch russets. It just seemed to fit. Makes me want to grab the wife and start fingerling, if you know what I'm saying.
I know what you're saying, but i'm not sure what it means. Therefore, i'm not going to say i don't know what you're saying as to avoid looking like i'm not with it or simply uneducated.


Wait....
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      04-29-2016, 10:59 AM   #26890
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Crotch gusset. I love that, and the phonological similarity has led to me start referring to my own balls as crotch russets. It just seemed to fit. Makes me want to grab the wife and start fingerling, if you know what I'm saying.
I know what you're saying, but i'm not sure what it means. Therefore, i'm not going to say i don't know what you're saying as to avoid looking like i'm not with it or simply uneducated.


Wait....
Hah! See like, it's both a phonological and thematic series, right. We go from gusset to russet (phonological), the we go from russet to fingerling (thematic (potato)) which is phonological oh similar to fingering, which closes the "genital loop" if you will, from my scrotum to her .... You know what.... You may have been kidding and this may have officially been more explaining than thought that went into the original .... Wait... Still rambling... I'm just gonna....
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Hah! See like, it's both a phonological and thematic series, right. We go from gusset to russet (phonological), the we go from russet to fingerling (thematic (potato)) which is phonological oh similar to fingering, which closes the "genital loop" if you will, from my scrotum to her .... You know what.... You may have been kidding and this may have officially been more explaining than thought that went into the original .... Wait... Still rambling... I'm just gonna....
Uhhh....

In other news.... yesterday i caught my first IRL glimpse of a Sakhir Orange M4. I can now definitively say that some people on this forum may or may not be making a mistake with their color choice of their new M3.
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In other news.... yesterday i caught my first IRL glimpse of a Sakhir Orange M4. I can now definitively say that some people on this forum may or may not be making a mistake with their color choice of their new M3.
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Their mistake is not ordering Sakhir Orange.

I've been a cosmos black, space gray, silver gray kind of M3 driver for years. But when i pick up an M4, there is a good chance it'll be in Sakhir Orange.
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Their mistake is not ordering Sakhir Orange.

I've been a cosmos black, space gray, silver gray kind of M3 driver for years. But when i pick up an M4, there is a good chance it'll be in Sakhir Orange.
Nice! People who get it do swear by it. I like it, although I don't know I'd go that route. Glad you got to see it for yourself.
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Their mistake is not ordering Sakhir Orange.

I've been a cosmos black, space gray, silver gray kind of M3 driver for years. But when i pick up an M4, there is a good chance it'll be in Sakhir Orange.
Duet before they make it an Individual-exclusive color again.
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Nice! People who get it do swear by it. I like it, although I don't know I'd go that route. Glad you got to see it for yourself.
It looks VERY burnt/blood red orange in most lighting. Once it catches the sunlight directly though, the orange catches fire. It's definitely unique.
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It looks VERY burnt/blood red orange in most lighting. Once it catches the sunlight directly though, the orange catches fire. It's definitely unique.
I saw it late afternoon, which is when (i assume) it's most glorious.
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I saw it late afternoon, which is when (i assume) it's most glorious.
Freakin' sorcery.



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I changed it back last week. I've realized I abhor white cars and switched to SO. Never been happier.
Well, you're obviously male, so this makes perfect sense.
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You have a build week yet?
If my dealer gets two allocations in May (possible), I get one. If not, I get the June allocation... so seems either sometime in May or June. We shall see.
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I changed it back last week. I've realized I abhor white cars and switched to SO. Never been happier.
Damn it. Now it's going to look like i'm trying to be like you when i get one.
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Freakin' sorcery.
Cosmos black was like that as well. Bright sunlight looked like a bluish-black, cloudy it look straight black and night time under a street light, it could have passed for Daytona violet at times.
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Cosmos black was like that as well. Bright sunlight looked like a bluish-black, cloudy it look straight black and night time under a street light, it could have passed for Daytona violet at times.
Sounds like Jerez. I've got Jerez on my E92. It's like that, but less dramatic (I think I've seen cosmos.)
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