What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

Axius · 10-23-2015, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by RJ_419

What?! The last one I bought for a pack of Trident Layers, so I shouldn't have to pay more than that this time.

I'll do the trade plus this totally not stolen CD player. Take it or leave it.

I'm going to have to leave it. I feel you're putting yourself at an unfair advantage and as the owner of a size 9 left foot Nike, I feel like I'm being taken advantage of.

RJ_ · 10-23-2015, 11:31 AM

Whatever man. I didn't even want a size 9 anyway. You know what they say about guys with small feet, right?

Axius · 10-23-2015, 11:33 AM

Don't lie. I know you still want it, and you're probably going to proposition me in about a week to see if I changed my mind. I know how you pesky salespeople work.

Yeah..., everyone does...., which is why it sucks for small shoe guy that had to give me his shoe. Small socks.

F30lolz · 10-23-2015, 11:57 AM

Am I the only one who thinks Beyonce isn't all that?

Axius · 10-23-2015, 12:07 PM

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Am I the only one who thinks Beyonce isn't all that?

I mean, I'd fuck her, but I'd never put a ring on it.

ASBSECU E93 · 10-23-2015, 12:13 PM

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Am I the only one who thinks Beyonce isn't all that?

I mean, I'd fuck her, but I'd never put a ring on it.

Yea - she's a FREAK, but HIGH MAINTENANCE!

Axius · 10-23-2015, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Yea - she's a FREAK, but HIGH MAINTENANCE!

I could never afford the lifestyle she leads, but I sure as hell can give her the D.

Besides, her husband is an ogre, she deserves a good ol' fashion white boy fuckin'.

ASBSECU E93 · 10-23-2015, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Yea - she's a FREAK, but HIGH MAINTENANCE!

I could never afford the lifestyle she leads, but I sure as hell can give her the D.

Besides, her husband is an ogre, she deserves a good ol' fashion white boy fuckin'.

Good advice - I'll get right on that!!

Axius · 10-23-2015, 12:28 PM

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Good advice - I'll get right on that!!

Everything that flows from my brain is good advice. Is there anything else I can aid you with today?

F30lolz · 10-23-2015, 12:29 PM

IDK, If I don't find a chick attractive, no secks.

Axius · 10-23-2015, 12:30 PM

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IDK, If I don't find a chick attractive, no secks.

What if she has a really pretty butthole?

RJ_ · 10-23-2015, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Don't lie. I know you still want it, and you're probably going to proposition me in about a week to see if I changed my mind. I know how you pesky salespeople work.

Yeah..., everyone does...., which is why it sucks for small shoe guy that had to give me his shoe. Small socks.

Salespeople? I'm the customer therefore I'm always right.

Also, way to answer a rhetorical question. Deuces.

RJ_ · 10-23-2015, 12:34 PM

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What if she has a really pretty butthole?

Asking the important questions.

What about Kim K? Where does she fall on the scale?

Axius · 10-23-2015, 12:35 PM

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Asking the important questions.

What about Kim K? Where does she fall on the scale?

I'd bury my face in her ass, but so help me God if she so much as says a single word while I'm doing my thing I'd punch her in the throat.

Biorin · 10-23-2015, 12:46 PM

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I'd bury my face in her ass, but so help me God if she so much as says a single word while I'm doing my thing I'd punch her in the throat.

Did you see her sex tape? If I had a penis, I think I'd be too irritated to bang her if I had to put up with that.

Axius · 10-23-2015, 12:52 PM

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Did you see her sex tape? If I had a penis, I think I'd be too irritated to bang her if I had to put up with that.

That's a silly question, of course I have. Same thing with that bimbo girl from Teen Mom that got ass blasted.

Two most annoying voices in the world right there.

Biorin · 10-23-2015, 12:53 PM

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That's a silly question, of course I have. Same thing with that bimbo girl from Teen Mom that got ass blasted.

Two most annoying voices in the world right there.

Didn't see the Teen Mom one. Kimmy and Paris have scared me off the celeb films.

Axius · 10-23-2015, 12:56 PM

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Didn't see the Teen Mom one. Kimmy and Paris have scared me off the celeb films.

Well, if you want to consider this girl a celeb. She's a train wreck. When she cried on the show (ex watched it) it was the most annoying cry. Coupled with her voice. Eeeeks.

Her parents drove her to the shoot to get ass pounded, so she's got a good support system I guess.

RJ_ · 10-23-2015, 01:11 PM

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Well, if you want to consider this girl a celeb. She's a train wreck. When she cried on the show (ex watched it) it was the most annoying cry. Coupled with her voice. Eeeeks.

Her parents drove her to the shoot to get ass pounded, so she's got a good support system I guess.

Can you imagne dealing with that shit for 18 years?

That'll make you at least consider wrapping it up.

Axius · 10-23-2015, 01:13 PM

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Can you imagne dealing with that shit for 18 years?

That'll make you at least consider wrapping it up.

Or make you better at choosing a partner that doesn't sound like a whiny spoiled bitch.

1MOREMOD · 10-23-2015, 03:43 PM

Can I say I'm sick of giving flu shots yet?

C5driver · 10-23-2015, 03:45 PM

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Can I say I'm sick of giving flu shots yet?

Clinical looks better than it did a few years ago

10-23-2015, 11:31 AM	#16106
RJ_ Baby-faced Assassin 1203 Rep 152 Posts Drives: when car isn't broke. Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Department of the Posterior iTrader: (0)	Whatever man. I didn't even want a size 9 anyway. You know what they say about guys with small feet, right?
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Axius Banned 4202 Rep 216 Posts Drives: 612 Scaglietti Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Watch Me NayNay iTrader: (0)	Don't lie. I know you still want it, and you're probably going to proposition me in about a week to see if I changed my mind. I know how you pesky salespeople work. Yeah..., everyone does...., which is why it sucks for small shoe guy that had to give me his shoe. Small socks.
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