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      05-09-2016, 06:40 AM   #27347
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hahahah if i ever wear dresses you guys can skin me
I dont know she likes him though so it cant be too bad

yes this has been a long time coming.

She learned to drive to stick on her damn 911. Thats dope.
Another negative? Wait, that's not what you meant. Carry on.
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      05-09-2016, 06:42 AM   #27348
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i fucking haaaaaaate amy schumer oh my god. I was going to post in that thread but it wouldnt be good.


Some high points of this girl:

shoots guns, and drives a new range rover
could very well be the hottest girl I have even talked to
she's normal
going to law school
said im kanye but idk what that actually means
actually has a conversation, not one word answers
likes football
articulate
she likes cam'ron!
Definitely a winner. Those are some truly substantial qualities.


Sad that they aren't standards anymore.
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      05-09-2016, 06:43 AM   #27349
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Was good man. Chilled and stuff. Netflix was not involved.
As for politics - yeah man. Except with people you know and whose opinions actually matter, politics is a no fly zone. Trying to explain your political perspectives to randoms is like trying to teach differential equations to a high school special ed class. Nope.
Hey, leave the special ed kids alone.

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      05-09-2016, 06:48 AM   #27350
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It is a monster!

The Ghirardelli recipe is supposed to yield 48 cookies. We ended up with 14. Lol

469 cal each, with 123 miles under my belt this week, I'm having 2.
You are a MONSTER! (And so is that cookie )

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You are a MONSTER! (And so is that cookie )

Congrats on a fantastic week.
Good morning sir!
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      05-09-2016, 06:59 AM   #27352
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Good morning sir!
Wow, I get dunked on and he gets "Sir".
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      05-09-2016, 07:04 AM   #27353
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Wow, I get dunked on and he gets "Sir".
Dammit I hate cleaning up these #quotefails.


And the alley-oop gif was actually because I defended the special ed kids and was almost certain that my death was imminently forthcoming in your next post.
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      05-09-2016, 07:08 AM   #27354
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Dammit I hate cleaning up these #quotefails.


And the alley-oop gif was actually because I defended the special ed kids and was almost certain that my death was imminently forthcoming in your next post.
Heh. Oh. You were the alley and I was supposed to be the oop. My bad. Nah, defending special ed kids is cool. They deserve it. Maybe a bad choice of metaphor on my part. Like trying to explain quantum mechanics to liberal arts grad? Like trying to explain anime to a white suburban parent? Like trying to explain Archer to your mom?
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      05-09-2016, 07:11 AM   #27355
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Heh. Oh. You were the alley and I was supposed to be the pop. My bad. Nah, defending special ed kids is cool. They deserve it. Maybe a bad choice of metaphor on my part. Like trying to explain quantum mechanics to liberal arts grad? Like trying to explain anime to a white suburban parent? Like trying to explain Archer to your mom?
Like trying to explain an anime on quantum mechanics to Archer's mom?
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Like trying to explain an anime on quantum mechanics to Archer's mom?


For that, you get the clap.
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      05-09-2016, 07:26 AM   #27357
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That's a lefty's kinda park right there!
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      05-09-2016, 07:44 AM   #27358
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For that, you get the clap.
What if I don't want the clap?
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Wow, I get dunked on and he gets "Sir".
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Dammit I hate cleaning up these #quotefails.


And the alley-oop gif was actually because I defended the special ed kids and was almost certain that my death was imminently forthcoming in your next post.
Good Morning!
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What if I don't want the clap?
It's the gift that keeps on giving.
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      05-09-2016, 08:43 AM   #27361
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Like trying to explain an anime on quantum mechanics to Archer's mom?


For that, you get the clap.
Isn't a little early to be discussing verbiage's sexually transmitted diseases?
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Hey what happened to the guy that was going to Dallas today to be treated for excessive levels of EMF's from his BMW??? Did he survive the plane ride?

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What if I don't want the clap?
You won't get it again since already active
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What if I don't want the clap?
You won't get it again since already active
So it's like chicken pox?
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Hey what happened to the guy that was going to Dallas today to be treated for excessive levels of EMF's from his BMW??? Did he survive the plane ride?

Just in case you missed it...

http://f30.bimmerpost.com/forums/sho...&highlight=emf
I got the lulz hard from that one.
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Hey what happened to the guy that was going to Dallas today to be treated for excessive levels of EMF's from his BMW??? Did he survive the plane ride?

Just in case you missed it...

http://f30.bimmerpost.com/forums/sho...&highlight=emf
This was fucking gold!
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Also, looks like Mywifes335 went ham in the Politics sub-forum over the weekend.


This is why I don't log on over the weekends, I deal with enough stress as it stands during the work week. LOL.
Never again Verb. Never again. And somehow the politicos ended up in the Amy Schumer thread.

I now hate her more.
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      05-09-2016, 09:28 AM   #27368
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Never again Verb. Never again. And somehow the politicos ended up in the Amy Schumer thread.

I now hate her more.
Like, I wanted to reading, but I couldn't stop.
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