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      10-03-2014, 06:15 PM   #23
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Speaking of which, before I stopped being Catholic, I'd go to confession and make up sins I committed. What was I supposed to do? Remember all that shit?
Yep. I'd rattle them all off. Lied to my parents, hit my brothers or sisters, disrespected my elders. All BS, but you couldn't tell the priest you hadn't sinned since your last confession. That just wasn't allowed.

I also never understood why reciting the Hail Mary 3 or 4 times was penance, but there were a lot of things about Catholicism I never understood and still don't.
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I am muslim and damnit i Love bacon.
Forbidden fruit syndrome.
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I am muslim and damnit i Love bacon.
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I am muslim and damnit i Love bacon.
Wrong thread
Actually that is a legitimate confession, carry-on.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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Lups is definitely going to Hell.

Speaking of which, before I stopped being Catholic, I'd go to confession and make up sins I committed. What was I supposed to do? Remember all that shit?
I laughed for real! Many family members of mine have worked hard for their slots in heaven. I would never risk an eternity with them. If my belief of no god is wrong, I hope I won't be stuck with them
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      10-03-2014, 08:19 PM   #33
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Weak sauce confession..

Try mine.

1. I called regulatory agencies on my former companies before. They still don't know who did it.

2. I "legally" shorted one of the company I use to work with.

3. I secretly acted (legally and ethically) so that this small company will have a huge financial problem, and try to buy the company from general partners and the president. 4 years later, i sent them a proposal and they called me. It went down south so quick that I ended up give up on acquiring it.

Gosh, i am so evil...
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When I was in Vegas I dated a girl less than half my age. It was good for three weeks then
Buahaha

Dude you know you're old when that's legal.
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I plead the Fifth.

You will not get a confession out of me!
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In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog. When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out. But the worst thing I ever done, I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
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In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog. When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out. But the worst thing I ever done, I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
Hahahaha.... that last story just made my day. Thanks dude for the laugh.
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In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog. When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out. But the worst thing I ever done, I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
Hahahaha.... that last story just made my day. Thanks dude for the laugh.


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Back in HS, we use to mess with the girls, and they would mess with us back.

Well, one girl dyed tamps red and put them all over my car after I just had a wonderful $500 paint job from Maaco. So during the night, I went to her house and did "something" to her drivers door handle.

Never knew it was me, because we had a string of maybe 3/4 guys and girls that would prank each other. I never spoke of that day until now.
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I stunk up the ladies room at a small airport once.

(Happened in the '90s; I was visiting my friend who worked there. Had eaten a bunch of hot sauce and by the time I got there, I was dying. Asked him where the men's room was. He told me to make a left into the hall and it was on the right. I did exactly that - left turn, and entered a door on the right side of the hallway.

A few minutes later, my friend knocks on the door and asks if I'm in there. I said "yes." He says "what the *uck are you doing in there?!"

I look down, see pink floor tiles and think...'oh, sh!t!'

He stalls a couple of ladies that were headed to the bathroom. I get out, and a minute or two later, we hear "Oh my God, open a window! OPEN A WINDOW!!"

My pal was laughing so hard he almost passed out.)
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