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      09-16-2021, 12:17 PM   #11133
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      09-16-2021, 12:22 PM   #11134
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Oh that’s kinky! Let me go rent that stuff.
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      09-16-2021, 12:25 PM   #11135
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Just join the Navy. You'll get it free.
I think I’m to old now. Well, I was gonna rent that stuff and wear it when we go horse back riding. But, if that’s the way you wanna be, forget it. 🤣
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      09-16-2021, 12:36 PM   #11136
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Got you! But, obviously there has to be something to back up a pair of pants, or the evening would have ended poorly. I guess both of us should be lucky to be successful.
Not disregarding that at all. And agreed.

I consider myself very fortunate. I've learned that you don't have to look like a Greek statue. You only have to be clean, quick on your toes and witty. It also helps when person has been trained to read people. Body language, tone of voice, facial expressions, etc. All good things to learn how to read.

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Did I just read a dick reference, from a grown man?
You prefer it from an elderly lady?
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      09-16-2021, 12:54 PM   #11137
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I have a date tonight. I met this really hot Latin lady, with a beautiful rack at Costco today. I was wearing some Fjallraven Keb mountaineering pants. She walked by me and said, “I really like your pants.” Now, it’s amazing all the naughty things that run through your mind, in just like a split second. Instead of saying something stupid, I just said. “Thanks, what’s your name”? We talked a little bit, she text me her number and we’ve been texting all day. We decided to meet for dinner at Stonehaus, one of my favorite places. During our text conversations, she asked if I was taking her home after dinner. I said, “no, I’m taking you over to my office, just down the street. There’s a hidden room, that only I know about, behind the whiskey cabinet.” She said, “that sounds like fun!” So, I got a good seat and I’m waiting for her to arrive!
this story is incomplete
what happen?
did she show up?
did she ghost you?
or threw a drink at u?
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      09-16-2021, 12:55 PM   #11138
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I have a date tonight. I met this really hot Latin lady, with a beautiful rack at Costco today. I was wearing some Fjallraven Keb mountaineering pants. She walked by me and said, “I really like your pants.” Now, it’s amazing all the naughty things that run through your mind, in just like a split second. Instead of saying something stupid, I just said. “Thanks, what’s your name”? We talked a little bit, she text me her number and we’ve been texting all day. We decided to meet for dinner at Stonehaus, one of my favorite places. During our text conversations, she asked if I was taking her home after dinner. I said, “no, I’m taking you over to my office, just down the street. There’s a hidden room, that only I know about, behind the whiskey cabinet.” She said, “that sounds like fun!” So, I got a good seat and I’m waiting for her to arrive!
this story is incomplete
what happen?
did she show up?
did she ghost you?
or threw a drink at u?
You know when you go to the zoo? They tell you not to feed the animals?

Stop encouraging this behavior!!!

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      09-16-2021, 12:59 PM   #11139
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Yeah, I thought the same. Not bothering to look them up because I know the brand. Without looking, I'm assuming you looked like you are a trail guide or about to go rock climbing, hiking, spelunking or hanging out with college students at a North Face store 10 years ago.
So you just go ahead and judge, before you even know what you're judging? I get a lot of compliments when I wear these pants. I've never gotten compliments wearing anything else. And well, last night went as planned. So, let me ask you, when's the last time you had that kind of carnal success, because of a pair of pants you were wearing? If you have an athletic body, these pants look damn good. They even make me feel sexy! Let's ask Sara. Sara, what do you think?
Are they assless?
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      09-16-2021, 01:01 PM   #11140
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Are they assless?



Bravo!
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this story is incomplete
what happen?
did she show up?
did she ghost you?
or threw a drink at u?
Everything went as planned.
Yes
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      09-16-2021, 01:12 PM   #11142
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Not disregarding that at all. And agreed.

I consider myself very fortunate. I've learned that you don't have to look like a Greek statue. You only have to be clean, quick on your toes and witty. It also helps when person has been trained to read people. Body language, tone of voice, facial expressions, etc. All good things to learn how to read.



Dude....love Community....and Glover/Gambino



You prefer it from an elderly lady?
I’m going to NEED to understand what ladies you know, with tacit knowledge, have dicks.
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      09-16-2021, 01:18 PM   #11143
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I’m going to NEED to understand what ladies you know, with tacit knowledge, have dicks.
Ever been to Thailand?
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      09-16-2021, 01:38 PM   #11144
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I’m going to NEED to understand what ladies you know, with tacit knowledge, have dicks.
Ever been to Thailand?


The real question is, has RUDI?
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I'm going to NEED to understand what ladies you know, with tacit knowledge, have dicks.
Ever been to Thailand?


The real question is, has RUDI?
Thai military draft. For all males 18+. Males.

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It's a very cool spot, much better now than it used to be when it was Channelside. It's called Sparkman's Wharf now. Downtown Ybor City isn't as bad as it was a few years ago.

It's funny you mention Armature Works, one of my best friends is an EE and his office was in that building! It's a great spot, especially when the weather is nice.

You can't go wrong with hanging out in South Tampa either. Find a parking spot and go on foot, there are a million places to take someone. The last time I was there I saw a McLaren Senna street parked between two Camrys...
I bet you saw this guy.....(pic attached)
And you're right, Im so used to calling it Channelside I forget its Sparkmans Wharf.

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Please keep them coming!

Thanks!!
I will....theres a cool area called Hyde Park too. Few real good spots to eat around there and like an outdoor mall area.
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I’m going to NEED to understand what ladies you know, with tacit knowledge, have dicks.
I know of none! I was merely asking a question based off your non-agreeance with dick talk from a man.

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The real question is, has RUDI?
Not that I am aware of. But then again, I am reminded often of things that I have no memory of.
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I know of none! I was merely asking a question based off your non-agreeance with dick talk from a man.



Not that I am aware of. But then again, I am reminded often of things that I have no memory of.
You need to spend more time on the coasts with our resident members as I’m POSITIVE they know of said creatures.
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Are they assless?
You sir, win the internet today. Congratulations!!

There is absolutely nothing that need be added to this. BRA-effing-VO!!
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I bet you saw this guy.....(pic attached)
And you're right, Im so used to calling it Channelside I forget its Sparkmans Wharf.
Yep!!! That's the one.
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You sir, win the internet today. Congratulations!!

There is absolutely nothing that need be added to this. BRA-effing-VO!!
No, I just cut a hole in each side so my ass cheeks hang out. Women love a nice ass!
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      09-17-2021, 07:38 AM   #11152
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10 months with a girl with borderline personality disorder.

Would do again, but I can’t recommend it to someone unless they are completely emotionless.
I have BPD and it is a struggle for all genders and others to handle. I am forthcoming on my profiles so no surprises or expectations are laid out perfectly in the beginning.
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I was sitting into a lounge at an airport awaiting a dead-head flight, as a tall and blonde woman headed towards to me...
"Hi, may I take the seat to your left, my name is Sarah"
"No thanks, I was just going to leave"
So far how some ppl could affect others just by telling her name
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