Dating - Good/Bad Experiences

MKSixer · 04-24-2021, 03:41 PM

And now for the official word on sex frequency from your friendly neighborhood Viagra Salesman (Ret):

There is a reason that non-daily PDE-5 inhibitors are packaged in 6 packs...that is the monthly frequency of sex for the average married couple in the USA.

And as Sedan_Clan stated, a few times a week isn't enough, imho. I typically date younger women and I still think I'm a teen-ager.

upstatedoc · 04-24-2021, 03:44 PM

Just picked up my six pack. 10 bucks.

MKSixer · 04-24-2021, 04:16 PM

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Just picked up my six pack. 10 bucks.

There is even clinical evidence that it works in women. Not a recommendation but just a point of information.

4Hockey4 · 04-24-2021, 04:22 PM

I dunno, we are in early 50's and rolling twice a week. I agree with the

esp. first married and kids. Couple times a month you are lucky, and thats from your perspective too !! FT job, sports, own hobbies and 2 kids running around ?

Back rubs better call !!

upstatedoc · 04-24-2021, 04:25 PM

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Just picked up my six pack. 10 bucks.

There is even clinical evidence that it works in women. Not a recommendation but just a point of information.

Absolutely works in women.

Sedan_Clan · 04-25-2021, 01:28 AM

Somebody is trying to charm my pants off. How dare her!!!!

nick46 · 04-25-2021, 02:59 AM

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What cures sexual hyperactivity in women?

Wedding cake.

Absolutely 100% true.

dinonz · 04-25-2021, 02:54 PM

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There is even clinical evidence that it works in women. Not a recommendation but just a point of information.

Women take Niagra. Makes 'em wetter than ever

nyalpine90 · 04-26-2021, 09:46 AM

Sara · 04-26-2021, 10:23 AM

Meanwhile in Louisiana....

Sedan_Clan · 04-26-2021, 10:24 AM

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Mean while in Louisiana....

Tommy-G · 04-26-2021, 10:46 AM

So when my wife and I got together I knew she wasn't as much of a sexual deviant as I was and I accepted that BUT do I just slip Viagra into her water or do I need to put it in one of those pill pocket things.

Sara · 04-26-2021, 10:49 AM

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So when my wife and I got together I knew she wasn't as much of a sexual deviant as I was and I accepted that BUT do I just slip Viagra into her water or do I need to put it in one of those pill pocket things.

Have you tried upper leg and butt massage?

Tommy-G · 04-26-2021, 10:54 AM

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Have you tried upper leg and butt massage?

Yes, with and without pants on (mine)

True story though, my dog hates when we touch each other. I have to give him a treat to occupy him and put him in his crate. He is the biggest cock blocker on Earth

dinonz · 04-26-2021, 11:15 AM

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Well, I just arrived back from Mississippi. Date number 12 or whatever the count is now for those who have been following along.

Last Saturday (the 17th) I was feeling good and wanted to reach out to the Mississippi guy. I figured what's the worst that could happen? He either doesn't respond to my text or he does respond and tells me he's not interested anymore. Either way, I haven't spoken to him in months so what have I got to lose? Well, he responded and not only that, have you ever received a text message that makes you smile so much it hurts and you are so damn happy?

Fast forward to yesterday. Drove to his place in Mississippi. I got there first, he was having his airplane's annual inspection or whatever is it, so I made myself at home and waited for him to show up. Safe to say the dogs remembered me. When he arrived at the house it was like the scene from First Knight between Lancelot and Guinevere. I've never been happier. Sunburnt as all hell right now, but so so so happy.

Important things first - what type of plane?

MKSixer · 04-26-2021, 11:23 AM

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Well, I just arrived back from Mississippi. Date number 12 or whatever the count is now for those who have been following along.

Last Saturday (the 17th) I was feeling good and wanted to reach out to the Mississippi guy. I figured what's the worst that could happen? He either doesn't respond to my text or he does respond and tells me he's not interested anymore. Either way, I haven't spoken to him in months so what have I got to lose? Well, he responded and not only that, have you ever received a text message that makes you smile so much it hurts and you are so damn happy?

Fast forward to yesterday. Drove to his place in Mississippi. I got there first, he was having his airplane's annual inspection or whatever is it, so I made myself at home and waited for him to show up. Safe to say the dogs remembered me. When he arrived at the house it was like the scene from First Knight between Lancelot and Guinevere. I've never been happier. Sunburnt as all hell right now, but so so so happy.

Looking Good!!!

Sara · 04-26-2021, 12:03 PM

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Important things first - what type of plane?

A white one

I have a picture of it. I'll post it tonight.

Sara · 04-26-2021, 12:08 PM

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Yes, with and without pants on (mine)

True story though, my dog hates when we touch each other. I have to give him a treat to occupy him and put him in his crate. He is the biggest cock blocker on Earth

Have you tried watching Fifty Shades of Grey or Magic Mike with her?

dinonz · 04-26-2021, 12:08 PM

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A white one

I have a picture of it. I'll post it tonight.

Cool - be nice to see it. I'm a pilot, so always curious.

ryan stewart · 04-26-2021, 12:11 PM

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Yes, with and without pants on (mine)

True story though, my dog hates when we touch each other. I have to give him a treat to occupy him and put him in his crate. He is the biggest cock blocker on Earth

Mine would hide in the closet, like "god, theyre doing it again." It wasnt so bad at my house (walk-in closet) but my girlfriends house (now ex) it was bad because she had those old school closets, you know the ones with just the sliding door. An 80lb lab cant hide in those, so I just look over to see a super sad face peeking out. Started laughing my ass off, thankfully she also looked over and immediately joined, otherwise I could have been in deep shit.

upstatedoc · 04-26-2021, 12:15 PM

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Important things first - what type of plane?

A white one

I have a picture of it. I'll post it tonight.

Jet or prop plane? Huge difference

Tommy-G · 04-26-2021, 12:19 PM

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Have you tried watching Fifty Shades of Grey or Magic Mike with her?

She's more of a Notebook type

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Mine would hide in the closet, like "god, theyre doing it again." It wasnt so bad at my house (walk-in closet) but my girlfriends house (now ex) it was bad because she had those old school closets, you know the ones with just the sliding door. An 80lb lab cant hide in those, so I just look over to see a super sad face peeking out. Started laughing my ass off, thankfully she also looked over and immediately joined, otherwise I could have been in deep shit.

My old dog would do that, she would just go lay in the closet and then come out like she had done something wrong

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