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      09-15-2021, 02:11 PM   #11111
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Ahhhhhhh. Horses for emotional support makes perfect sense.

They do, however, take a back seat to, "The Emotional Support Lady of The Evening." A tradition which goes back to the dawn of man.
How did those men get to said emotional support ladies of the evening? On a horse, of course!

Hence, the old saying, screw you, and the horse you rode in on.....
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How did those men get to said emotional support ladies of the evening? On a horse, of course!

Hence, the old saying, screw you, and the horse you rode in on.....
Brilliant sir, absolutely brilliant!!

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      09-15-2021, 04:04 PM   #11113
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      09-15-2021, 04:20 PM   #11114
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      09-15-2021, 07:05 PM   #11115
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Yes. She lives in the area so we don't have to go very far for anything. Do you have any other recommendations?
Steelbach
Ulele
Ritorno
Those seem to be the 3 buzz places right now I like Ybor DURING THE DAY. it’s shady AF at night, but it has a Nola feeling and was built on being a cigar area. They still roll them by hand if you partake. There’s a great spot called Barterhouse there as well. Couple blocks away is Channelside where the cruise boats dock and they have built a town square out of storage trailers and each one has a different style carry away food and then a picnic table type seating area. Fun spot, young crowd but great for small portion options and multiple styles.

The 2 above spots, Steelbach and Ulele are any Armature Works and it’s an only electrical plant that they gutted, left all the exposed brick and have multiple food stands inside. Steelbach is a full size trendy steakhouse that is an anchor there

Great places and happy to share more if you go often
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I have a date tonight. I met this really hot Latin lady, with a beautiful rack at Costco today. I was wearing some Fjallraven Keb mountaineering pants. She walked by me and said, “I really like your pants.” Now, it’s amazing all the naughty things that run through your mind, in just like a split second. Instead of saying something stupid, I just said. “Thanks, what’s your name”? We talked a little bit, she text me her number and we’ve been texting all day. We decided to meet for dinner at Stonehaus, one of my favorite places. During our text conversations, she asked if I was taking her home after dinner. I said, “no, I’m taking you over to my office, just down the street. There’s a hidden room, that only I know about, behind the whiskey cabinet.” She said, “that sounds like fun!” So, I got a good seat and I’m waiting for her to arrive!
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I have a date tonight. I met this really hot Latin lady, with a beautiful rack at Costco today. I was wearing some Fjallraven Keb mountaineering pants. She walked by me and said, “I really like your pants.” Now, it’s amazing all the naughty things that run through your mind, in just like a split second. Instead of saying something stupid, I just said. “Thanks, what’s your name”? We talked a little bit, she text me her number and we’ve been texting all day. We decided to meet for dinner at Stonehaus, one of my favorite places. During our text conversations, she asked if I was taking her home after dinner. I said, “no, I’m taking you over to my office, just down the street. There’s a hidden room, that only I know about, behind the whiskey cabinet.” She said, “that sounds like fun!” So, I got a good seat and I’m waiting for her to arrive!
So when you want me to file the missing persons report for you after her male friend jacks you and leaves you for dead?
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      09-15-2021, 10:39 PM   #11118
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I have a date tonight. I met this really hot Latin lady, with a beautiful rack at Costco today. I was wearing some Fjallraven Keb mountaineering pants. She walked by me and said, “I really like your pants.” Now, it’s amazing all the naughty things that run through your mind, in just like a split second. Instead of saying something stupid, I just said. “Thanks, what’s your name”? We talked a little bit, she text me her number and we’ve been texting all day. We decided to meet for dinner at Stonehaus, one of my favorite places. During our text conversations, she asked if I was taking her home after dinner. I said, “no, I’m taking you over to my office, just down the street. There’s a hidden room, that only I know about, behind the whiskey cabinet.” She said, “that sounds like fun!” So, I got a good seat and I’m waiting for her to arrive!
Congrats man, but idk how you pull any women or get any compliments in those "pants" haha
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Congrats man, but idk how you pull any women or get any compliments in those "pants" haha
+1, and no offence intended. I would get zero compliments in those!
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      09-16-2021, 06:36 AM   #11120
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Congrats man, but idk how you pull any women or get any compliments in those "pants" haha
Yeah, I thought the same. Not bothering to look them up because I know the brand. Without looking, I'm assuming you looked like you are a trail guide or about to go rock climbing, hiking, spelunking or hanging out with college students at a North Face store 10 years ago.
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Steelbach
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Those seem to be the 3 buzz places right now I like Ybor DURING THE DAY. it’s shady AF at night, but it has a Nola feeling and was built on being a cigar area. They still roll them by hand if you partake. There’s a great spot called Barterhouse there as well. Couple blocks away is Channelside where the cruise boats dock and they have built a town square out of storage trailers and each one has a different style carry away food and then a picnic table type seating area. Fun spot, young crowd but great for small portion options and multiple styles.

The 2 above spots, Steelbach and Ulele are any Armature Works and it’s an only electrical plant that they gutted, left all the exposed brick and have multiple food stands inside. Steelbach is a full size trendy steakhouse that is an anchor there

Great places and happy to share more if you go often
Fantastic! Definitely! I'm there a week to 10 days per month! I will add all of these to our exploratory list!

Please keep them coming!

Thanks!!
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Steelbach
Ulele
Ritorno
Those seem to be the 3 buzz places right now I like Ybor DURING THE DAY. it’s shady AF at night, but it has a Nola feeling and was built on being a cigar area. They still roll them by hand if you partake. There’s a great spot called Barterhouse there as well. Couple blocks away is Channelside where the cruise boats dock and they have built a town square out of storage trailers and each one has a different style carry away food and then a picnic table type seating area. Fun spot, young crowd but great for small portion options and multiple styles.

The 2 above spots, Steelbach and Ulele are any Armature Works and it’s an only electrical plant that they gutted, left all the exposed brick and have multiple food stands inside. Steelbach is a full size trendy steakhouse that is an anchor there

Great places and happy to share more if you go often
It's a very cool spot, much better now than it used to be when it was Channelside. It's called Sparkman's Wharf now. Downtown Ybor City isn't as bad as it was a few years ago.

It's funny you mention Armature Works, one of my best friends is an EE and his office was in that building! It's a great spot, especially when the weather is nice.

You can't go wrong with hanging out in South Tampa either. Find a parking spot and go on foot, there are a million places to take someone. The last time I was there I saw a McLaren Senna street parked between two Camrys...
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Yeah, I thought the same. Not bothering to look them up because I know the brand. Without looking, I'm assuming you looked like you are a trail guide or about to go rock climbing, hiking, spelunking or hanging out with college students at a North Face store 10 years ago.
So you just go ahead and judge, before you even know what you’re judging? I get a lot of compliments when I wear these pants. I’ve never gotten compliments wearing anything else. And well, last night went as planned. So, let me ask you, when’s the last time you had that kind of carnal success, because of a pair of pants you were wearing? If you have an athletic body, these pants look damn good. They even make me feel sexy! Let’s ask Sara. Sara, what do you think?
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So you just go ahead and judge, before you even know what you’re judging? I get a lot of compliments when I wear these pants. I’ve never gotten compliments wearing anything else. And well, last night went as planned. So, let me ask you, when’s the last time you had that kind of carnal success, because of a pair of pants you were wearing? If you have an athletic body, these pants look damn good. They even make me feel sexy! Let’s ask Sara. Sara, what do you think?
That's not at all what was stated. "I know the brand" is what was typed after "not bothering to look them up." I didn't need to see what pants or color as everything they sell is the same, just different colors. Not being an ass to you at all.

As for the "back in my court ball bouncery" of my carnal success. I'm afraid these are waters you may not want to enter. Start at the beginning of the thread and read it's entirety. I have no problems, and never have, with the ladies. I don't have carnal success because of the pants that I wear. I have success because I walk and talk like I'm someone. I draw attention. Not being conceited, just aware. For me, it isn't the pants. It's what's in the pants. When you see people ask or see me post that I get laid daily, it isn't a joke or some online persona I'm trying to create.

Regardless, props to you on the date last night!
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That's not at all what was stated. "I know the brand" is what was typed after "not bothering to look them up." I didn't need to see what pants or color as everything they sell is the same, just different colors. Not being an ass to you at all.

As for the "back in my court ball bouncery" of my carnal success. I'm afraid these are waters you may not want to enter. Start at the beginning of the thread and read it's entirety. I have no problems, and never have, with the ladies. I don't have carnal success because of the pants that I wear. I have success because I walk and talk like I'm someone. I draw attention. Not being conceited, just aware. For me, it isn't the pants. It's what's in the pants. When you see people ask or see me post that I get laid daily, it isn't a joke or some online persona I'm trying to create.

Regardless, props to you on the date last night!
Got you! But, obviously there has to be something to back up a pair of pants, or the evening would have ended poorly. I guess both of us should be lucky to be successful.
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I missed it. What was it. Did I say it?
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