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tranquility · 12-05-2021, 08:12 PM

Paraphrasing here about some random poster from a while back: "Are you guys all in the military? ...because I see so many 'Generals', 'Colonels', 'Captains'...what gives?" LMAO.

floridaorange · 12-06-2021, 07:45 AM

F30lolz · 12-06-2021, 12:11 PM

“Some people call me a terrorist. I consider myself a teacher. America, ready for another lesson?”

Lady Jane · 12-08-2021, 06:13 PM

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floridaorange · 12-10-2021, 01:16 PM

Common sense is like wealth or health, once you have it you have to fight to keep it.

Rumors can make you hate innocent people and love hypocrites. Be wise.

wdb · 12-10-2021, 04:10 PM

No matter where you go, there you are.

-- Buckaroo Banzai (and others but that's my favorite)

Lady Jane · 12-12-2021, 07:55 AM

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From this article: https://veteranweb.asn.au/news/the-c...-the-horizons/

vreihen16 · 12-13-2021, 01:01 PM

Don't be a hero. Heroes are sandwiches that get eaten.....

UncleWede · 12-13-2021, 01:03 PM

I pooped today

King Rudi · 12-13-2021, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

I pooped today

Elon Musk pooped tomorrow.

floridaorange · 12-13-2021, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

I pooped today

UncleWede · 12-13-2021, 03:54 PM

vreihen16 These here #whippersnappers think I'm being funny

vreihen16 · 12-13-2021, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

vreihen16 These here #whippersnappers think I'm being funny

My colon is so plugged up that it laughs at colonoscopy prep kits. My kingdom for a good poop most days!

My doctor sent me out for abdominal scans during the summer, to find out if something was wrong inside. When I went in to hear the results, I said to my doctor, "Let me guess, the only thing on the scans is that I'm full of shit." The doctor said "Yes, but we prefer to call it stool in the medical profession....."

Tambohamilton · 12-13-2021, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

vreihen16 These here #whippersnappers think I'm being funny

Shall I step onto your lawn so I can get off it?

3.0L · 12-14-2021, 10:23 AM

"A fool is soon parted from his money."

UncleWede · 12-14-2021, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Tambohamilton

Shall I step onto your lawn so I can get off it?

I pooped today

Dino GT · 12-14-2021, 01:14 PM

A gentleman looks for the good in others and finds reasons to compliment them.

Dino GT · 12-14-2021, 01:15 PM

Failure is nothing more than a chance to revise your strategy.

Tambohamilton · 12-14-2021, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

I pooped today

Is that 2 days in a row? Steady on now...

3.0L · 12-14-2021, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Tambohamilton

Is that 2 days in a row? Steady on now...

A new record. Going for 3?

UncleWede · 12-14-2021, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by 3.0L

A new record. Going for 3?

IF I get a good glass of fibra kana tonight, there's no STOPPING me!

epicaccord · 12-14-2021, 09:18 PM

"It's not how you start, it's how you finish"

12-05-2021, 08:12 PM	#749
tranquility sportscars only 3230 Rep 3,191 Posts Drives: 2011 Z4 sDrive 35i Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Montréal iTrader: (0)	Paraphrasing here about some random poster from a while back: "Are you guys all in the military? ...because I see so many 'Generals', 'Colonels', 'Captains'...what gives?" LMAO. __________________ The richest one percent of this country owns half our country's wealth, five trillion dollars. One third of that comes from hard work, two thirds comes from inheritance, interest on interest accumulating to widows and idiot sons and what I do, stock and real estate speculation...It's bullsh*t. I create nothing. I own. We make the rules, pal...Now you're not naive enough to think we're living in a democracy, are you buddy?
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12-08-2021, 06:13 PM	#752
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12-10-2021, 04:10 PM	#754
wdb dances with roads 4696 Rep 4,093 Posts Drives: '07 E86, '02 996, '95 Seven Join Date: Jul 2015 Location: the perimeter iTrader: (4)	No matter where you go, there you are. -- Buckaroo Banzai (and others but that's my favorite)
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12-12-2021, 07:55 AM	#755
Lady Jane Cailín gan eagla. 70141 Rep 991 Posts Drives: 2024 X3 M40i and R1200RT bike. Join Date: Mar 2020 Location: Atlantic Canada. iTrader: (0)	Attachment 2763560 From this article: https://veteranweb.asn.au/news/the-c...-the-horizons/ Last edited by Lady Jane; 01-06-2022 at 05:38 PM..
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12-13-2021, 01:01 PM	#756
vreihen16 Recovering Perfectionist 15093 Rep 941 Posts Drives: 2015 BMW i3 BEV Join Date: Jun 2019 Location: Orange County, NY iTrader: (0) Garage List 2014 Mighty Freight ... [0.00] 2015 BMW i3 BEV [0.00] 2000 Audi TT Quattro [0.00] 1967 Formula Vee [0.00]	Don't be a hero. Heroes are sandwiches that get eaten..... __________________ 2015 BMW i3 BEV, Giga World (Lodge interior), Tech/Driving Assist Packages, 30K miles
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12-13-2021, 01:03 PM	#757
UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 17943 Rep 9,377 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	I pooped today
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12-13-2021, 03:54 PM	#760
UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 17943 Rep 9,377 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	vreihen16 These here #whippersnappers think I'm being funny
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12-14-2021, 10:23 AM	#763
3.0L Colonel 8923 Rep 2,010 Posts Drives: M235i, 20k miles Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: California iTrader: (0)	"A fool is soon parted from his money." __________________ ///M235i \| Mineral Grey Metallic \| Premium Package \| Technology Package \| Driver Assistance Package \| Dakota Coral Red/Black Leather \| Harman/Kardon Premium 360 watt sound system \| 8-speed automatic When writing your life's plan, use a pencil with an eraser
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12-14-2021, 01:14 PM	#765
Dino GT Enlisted Member 35132 Rep 45 Posts Drives: BMW Join Date: Dec 2020 Location: Eastern iTrader: (0)	A gentleman looks for the good in others and finds reasons to compliment them.
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12-14-2021, 01:15 PM	#766
Dino GT Enlisted Member 35132 Rep 45 Posts Drives: BMW Join Date: Dec 2020 Location: Eastern iTrader: (0)	Failure is nothing more than a chance to revise your strategy.
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12-14-2021, 09:18 PM	#770
epicaccord Banned 146 Rep 279 Posts Drives: F90 M5 Join Date: Dec 2021 Location: SF, California iTrader: (0) Garage List [0.00] [0.00] 2019 BMW M5 Competi ... [0.00]	"It's not how you start, it's how you finish"
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