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      09-12-2020, 03:16 PM   #52273
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Also gets the message across better since he won't think you wanted to do it but had to as revenge
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      09-15-2020, 12:13 PM   #52274
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Also gets the message across better since he won't think you wanted to do it but had to as revenge
Then again, he may thank you for taking the burden off of him. Then again....he may just laugh his ass off at you for thinking you're getting back at him for banging his nasty wife. Basically the equivalent of someone breaking in to my home to get revenge and stealing only my trash. The ole' "Thanks for doing me a favor" revenge.
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      09-15-2020, 12:23 PM   #52275
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Maybe his boss is f**king his wife lol
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I need a road trip so badly I might cry soon.
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I need a road trip so badly I might cry soon.
I don't remember how I found it, but came across a Facebook group page where some BMW guys are doing a drive from Los Angeles to Monterey (Taking the scenic route up the coast).

Should be interesting since I've never met these guys. Hopefully it's a peaceful drive with some "friendly" runs but definitely looking forward to a weekend getaway with the lady.
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      09-21-2020, 01:22 PM   #52278
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any one have a nice way of telling your boss to go eat a D***!
Get him a coffee with the strongest laxatives you can find.
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      09-23-2020, 12:41 AM   #52279
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What are you all doing here?
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      09-27-2020, 04:17 PM   #52280
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      09-27-2020, 08:14 PM   #52281
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What are you all doing here?
We’re all trying to decide what Meatloaf meant in his hit song from back in the day when people wore pajamas and lived life slow:

I would do anything for love but I won’t do that.

What is that? He would do anything for love but won’t do ‘that’.


What exactly is ‘that’?
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      09-27-2020, 08:19 PM   #52282
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      09-28-2020, 01:43 AM   #52283
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What are you all doing here?
We're all trying to decide what Meatloaf meant in his hit song from back in the day when people wore pajamas and lived life slow:

I would do anything for love but I won't do that.

What is that? He would do anything for love but won't do 'that'.


What exactly is 'that'?
I had a girlfriend that encouraged it.
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      09-28-2020, 04:16 AM   #52284
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What exactly is ‘that’?
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      09-28-2020, 04:18 AM   #52285
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I had a girlfriend that encouraged it.
For which of the parties involved..?
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      09-28-2020, 06:02 AM   #52286
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What are you all doing here?
We’re all trying to decide what Meatloaf meant in his hit song from back in the day when people wore pajamas and lived life slow:

I would do anything for love but I won’t do that.

What is that? He would do anything for love but won’t do ‘that’.


What exactly is ‘that’?
The bat outta hell himself explains:


https://ultimateclassicrock.com/meat...hing-for-love/
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      09-28-2020, 07:47 AM   #52287
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I had a girlfriend that encouraged it.
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For which of the parties involved..?
Yeah, that's a question on my mind too. Doc - do you need to hop over to the confessional thread to make a post? And also, was she successful?
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      09-28-2020, 03:50 PM   #52288
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Someone give me some recommendations I've not thought of! Need a daily for the back and forth to work commute that is FUN! This would be to replace the 2016 Mini Cooper S I am using right now.

Rules:
(1) Must be fun to drive
(2) Must have less than 50K miles on it
(3) Must be less than $20K
- Big plus - eye catching!
- Another big plus - under 180" in length to fit easier behind the Alfa.

Everything I look at that gets my interest is too much money. Love the new Supra, love the Jag F-Type, love the older BMW Z4 Coupes, love 987 Caymans - but all over budget. Would probably do a 987 Boxster, but has to be 2009 or newer on those to avoid IMS stress and that is too much $$$ as well.

Not opposed to an older, low mileage fun car either, but can't find anything reliable in my price point. Thought about a last gen Toyota MR2 Turbo, but those things have really climbed in price. A good one is nearing $30K now, and this thing will get about 18K miles a year put on it, so don't want to pay a premium for a creampuff and then decimate the value.
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Someone give me some recommendations I've not thought of! Need a daily for the back and forth to work commute that is FUN! This would be to replace the 2016 Mini Cooper S I am using right now.

Rules:
(1) Must be fun to drive
(2) Must have less than 50K miles on it
(3) Must be less than $20K
- Big plus - eye catching!
- Another big plus - under 180" in length to fit easier behind the Alfa.

Everything I look at that gets my interest is too much money. Love the new Supra, love the Jag F-Type, love the older BMW Z4 Coupes, love 987 Caymans - but all over budget. Would probably do a 987 Boxster, but has to be 2009 or newer on those to avoid IMS stress and that is too much $$$ as well.

Not opposed to an older, low mileage fun car either, but can't find anything reliable in my price point. Thought about a last gen Toyota MR2 Turbo, but those things have really climbed in price. A good one is nearing $30K now, and this thing will get about 18K miles a year put on it, so don't want to pay a premium for a creampuff and then decimate the value.
Remember the end of Poltergeist? I got a '77 Beetle that just doesn't seem to want to live with us any more. Moon roof.
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      09-28-2020, 04:51 PM   #52290
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- Big plus - eye catching!
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      09-28-2020, 06:54 PM   #52291
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- Big plus - eye catching!
Scooby WRX Sti with the big ass wing
You do know I'm not 19 and I don't wear Monster Energy ball caps, right?
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How about a Mazda MX5?
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      09-29-2020, 07:42 AM   #52293
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How about a Mazda MX5?
Good recommendation. I've thought about them and I've owned several in the past, but bottom line is that they just don't 'feel' fast enough.

Honestly, I'd probably do the Fiat 124 version, but it would have to be the Abarth to get the drive modes and nice versions of those are all over the $20K cap.
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You do know I'm not 19 and I don't wear Monster Energy ball caps, right?
Yes, but he *also* knows that you are quickly approaching a mid life crisis too, so he's just putting it out there now...
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