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      08-01-2021, 01:06 PM   #969
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My penis used to be bigger...
Me too. At least that's what my wife says. I personally, don't recall.
Has anyone tried Viagra? That stuff is legit.
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no. i see nice girls and i have 1 liter blood in my penis
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Has anyone tried Viagra? That stuff is legit.
My doctors won't give me any. Something about heart not being healthy enough to use it.....
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      08-01-2021, 04:37 PM   #972
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Asking for a waiver would surely result in a prescription for saltpeter!

Seriously, the only way that I could get a prescription for those big blue happy pills is if they wrote it to prevent me from accidentally rolling out of bed in the middle of the night.....
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"I don't have proof of it but I just know it's true"

Every one of those old ass fat security guard/ rent-a-cops is a black belt in SOMETHING! I mean how else are they keeping our malls & shopping centers safe?
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...that a certain bridge over the Hudson River will have its proper name restored in about 14 days.....
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Prehistoric creatures

One day scientists will be able to bring prehistoric animals back to life.

On a serious note, I was amazed by the story the other day of scientists discovering ice age lion cubs in the permafrost in Siberia dating back 27,692 years ago (Upper Paleolithic)! They say this is the best preserved one they have ever seen. I saw this photo and was just amazed at the condition it was in. Makes you wonder what else is buried under the ice.

Oh and this cub's name is Sparta.
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One day scientists will be able to bring prehistoric animals back to life.

On a serious note, I was amazed by the story the other day of scientists discovering ice age lion cubs in the permafrost in Siberia dating back 27,692 years ago (Upper Paleolithic)! They say this is the best preserved one they have ever seen. I saw this photo and was just amazed at the condition it was in. Makes you wonder what else is buried under the ice.

Oh and this cub's name is Sparta.
We've seen this movie and we all know it's a bad idea.

All 17 Jurassic Parks come to mind.
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We've seen this movie and we all know it's a bad idea.

All 17 Jurassic Parks come to mind.
Yep, and we all know a bad idea isn't going to stop anyone from making it a reality. Lol.
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      08-11-2021, 12:08 AM   #980
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One day scientists will be able to bring prehistoric animals back to life.

On a serious note, I was amazed by the story the other day of scientists discovering ice age lion cubs in the permafrost in Siberia dating back 27,692 years ago (Upper Paleolithic)! They say this is the best preserved one they have ever seen. I saw this photo and was just amazed at the condition it was in. Makes you wonder what else is buried under the ice.

Oh and this cub's name is Sparta.
We've seen this movie and we all know it's a bad idea.

All 17 Jurassic Parks come to mind.
Anxiously awaiting number 18
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One day scientists will be able to bring prehistoric animals back to life.

On a serious note, I was amazed by the story the other day of scientists discovering ice age lion cubs in the permafrost in Siberia dating back 27,692 years ago (Upper Paleolithic)! They say this is the best preserved one they have ever seen. I saw this photo and was just amazed at the condition it was in. Makes you wonder what else is buried under the ice.

Oh and this cub's name is Sparta.
We've seen this movie and we all know it's a bad idea.

All 17 Jurassic Parks come to mind.
Anxiously awaiting number 18
Truthfully. They're all entertaining. Even if they shouldn't be. Because lord knows every kid has some fascination with dinosaurs at some point or another lol. That and if this forum is any indicator, us dudes just don't grow up.
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      08-12-2021, 11:24 AM   #982
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Back to one of my favorite subjects... Mike Lindell/MyPillow.

He will continue to dump money into stuff like his Cyber Symposium and eventually go broke. Lawsuits will eventually get the better of him.
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      08-12-2021, 11:26 AM   #983
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Back to one of my favorite subjects... Mike Lindell/MyPillow.

He will continue to dump money into stuff like his Cyber Symposium and eventually go broke. Lawsuits will eventually get the better of him.
I have noticed my politically charged friends have a sincere fascination with this man and they bring him up almost daily. It’s interesting how he went from nothing and no one to the average person to a direct target. I am sure he’s responsible for his actions as we all are, but it begs the question who were the vessels to bring him to mainstream recognition and why.
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I have noticed my politically charged friends have a sincere fascination with this man and they bring him up almost daily. It’s interesting how he went from nothing and no one to the average person to a direct target. I am sure he’s responsible for his actions as we all are, but it begs the question who were the vessels to bring him to mainstream recognition and why.
Well I can only guess who the "vessels" were, but I don't want to get this thread off the rails, lol. Let's just say that he somehow jumped on a certain train and went balls out with it, and having the amount of money that he does kept him going. Certain supporters must've certainly appreciated a man with deep pockets showed a willingness to go to war if you will. It's just gotten so out of hand and so many months later he's still going all out which is totally bizarre. When certain networks cut him off that tells you something. I'll add just one more thing which many probably know, but he's an evangelical. I have no idea why but there seems to be a common thread among some of these crazy people. Just shows what one with a lot of money can do and how far they are willing to go.
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      09-06-2021, 06:02 PM   #986
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He will continue to dump money into stuff like his Cyber Symposium and eventually go broke. Lawsuits will eventually get the better of him.
Say all you want about the guy. I love his pillows!
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Back to one of my favorite subjects... Mike Lindell/MyPillow.

He will continue to dump money into stuff like his Cyber Symposium and eventually go broke. Lawsuits will eventually get the better of him.
Say all you want about the guy. I love his pillows!
Those aren't pillows! – Steve Martin



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They aren't supposed to be in SoCal yet, but I got stung by an Asian needle ant (Brachyponera chinensis), in my crack, yesterday.

Local CDFA agent will come by tomorrow to confirm/deny, and check my yard for evidence of colonization.
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They aren't supposed to be in SoCal yet, but I got stung by an Asian needle ant (Brachyponera chinensis), in my crack, yesterday.

Local CDFA agent will come by tomorrow to confirm/deny, and check my yard for evidence of colonization.
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