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      08-02-2021, 11:14 AM   #573
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"Do I look like an asshole? Do I smell like an asshole? Then why are you trying to fuck me like an asshole?!?"

From a movie... I forgot which one...
Was trying to figure out what movie your quote might've came from.

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      08-02-2021, 11:45 AM   #574
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Funny that you post this. I have a sketch drawn up of basically the same imagery for a tattoo that will go in one of my sleeves.
I'll leave you make a replacement forum avatar.....
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You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is about the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it - Adrian Rogers
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      08-10-2021, 11:26 AM   #586
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You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is about the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it - Adrian Rogers
One of my very favorite quotes of all time.
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Yes, of course. Part of one of my Masters degrees dealt with mental health issues. For example, sociopathic behaviors, stalking, Schizoaffective Disorder, Paranoia... etc.

You only need to read to what is said and how it's said. Another clue, especially on social media, is how these individuals like to surround themselves with what is know in urban lingo , as boot lickers; to give themselves a sense of pack mentality credibility and justification. There are however a much darker sides to these individuals hiding anonymously behind their keyboards. Sad really...
You were saying?
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