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      04-01-2016, 01:17 PM   #24927
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And counting!

The true females are showing their true colors now!
Like, BMW has made driving a manual so easy that the cars even downshift for themselves.


All one really needs to do is get the engagement point down, and voila.



And yes, jtodd_fl my Mini causes me damage near the eye region (not literally an eyesore though, hehehehe). But it requires perfection in the realm of throttle blipping and rev-matches.


swagon knows what I mean. We had this discussion before.


And it's not my fault the Individual program takes forever.
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      04-01-2016, 01:24 PM   #24928
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OT needs to be a no-"DCT v. 6MT" thread. I was kidding and now I started a melee...
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      04-01-2016, 01:28 PM   #24929
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I'm always down to hurt some butts.




As long as they're not male butts.
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      04-01-2016, 01:29 PM   #24930
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I have a vagina so I'm gonna go ahead and just live with my Bitch Shift.
But...., I saw you with a mustache. Are you in the middle of operations?


I have an autotragic because I'm a huge pussy.


..., WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON...., WANNA DATE?!
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      04-01-2016, 01:32 PM   #24931
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But...., I saw you with a mustache. Are you in the middle of operations?


I have an autotragic because I'm a huge pussy.


..., WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON...., WANNA DATE?!
The facial hair hormones didn't cost much, but the 4 inch penis to match the M car was surprisingly unaffordable.
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Let us know the final detail$$$

That's a build I want

DCT > 6 speed
Remind me in a few weeks.
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      04-01-2016, 01:38 PM   #24933
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The facial hair hormones didn't cost much, but the 4 inch penis to match the M car was surprisingly unaffordable.
Interesting. When I converted to a woman (Willimina), I would have donated my 3.5'' penis (aroused) to you. Could have saved you tons of money.


In fact, it might still be in a bag in the freezer if your surgeon has a return policy?
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      04-01-2016, 01:39 PM   #24934
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Interesting. When I converted to a woman (Willimina), I would have donated my 3.5'' penis (aroused) to you. Could have saved you tons of money.


In fact, it might still be in a bag in the freezer if your surgeon has a return policy?
Sorry, 3.5" won't work for me - I don't own a Porsche.
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Interesting. When I converted to a woman (Willimina), I would have donated my 3.5'' penis (aroused) to you. Could have saved you tons of money.


In fact, it might still be in a bag in the freezer if your surgeon has a return policy?
I though the new name was Billips
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      04-01-2016, 01:42 PM   #24936
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Sorry, 3.5" won't work for me - I don't own a Porsche.
Well..., that was a real hit to the feels.

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I though the new name was Billips
No. People keep saying "Oh Billup was so cool, he did this and that", and if I changed my name to that, I'd just be even more expected to live up to his stature, and that sounds exhausting.
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Well..., that was a real hit to the feels.



No. People keep saying "Oh Billup was so cool, he did this and that", and if I changed my name to that, I'd just be even more expected to live up to his stature, and that sounds exhausting.
No - Bil-LIPS... cuz now female. Do try to keep up.
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      04-01-2016, 01:55 PM   #24938
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No - Bil-LIPS... cuz now female. Do try to keep up.
Well, in the other thread I explained that I just graduated elementary last year, so certain things don't always make sense to me.


All of you OT'ers are so smart, it's hard to keep up due to my ignorance.
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      04-01-2016, 03:55 PM   #24939
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Like, BMW has made driving a manual so easy that the cars even downshift for themselves.


All one really needs to do is get the engagement point down, and voila.



And yes, jtodd_fl my Mini causes me damage near the eye region (not literally an eyesore though, hehehehe). But it requires perfection in the realm of throttle blipping and rev-matches.


swagon knows what I mean. We had this discussion before.


And it's not my fault the Individual program takes forever.
Shall I post that gif again?
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Like, BMW has made driving a manual so easy that the cars even downshift for themselves.


All one really needs to do is get the engagement point down, and voila.



And yes, jtodd_fl my Mini causes me damage near the eye region (not literally an eyesore though, hehehehe). But it requires perfection in the realm of throttle blipping and rev-matches.


swagon knows what I mean. We had this discussion before.


And it's not my fault the Individual program takes forever.
Shall I post that gif again?
Dude, I tried to find it but couldn't.
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Dude, I tried to find it but couldn't.


I like this one, too.

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I'm working.... on personal things. Like adding lighting package!

Keep your current car.

For fucks sake... Lady, either drive to enjoy or to impress.
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      04-01-2016, 05:33 PM   #24943
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I'm working.... on personal things. Like adding lighting package!

Keep your current car.

For fucks sake... Lady, either drive to enjoy or to impress.
Haters gonna hate... So how is Peter II doing?? Oh wait, that's right... You no has a M4 anymore...
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I'm working.... on personal things. Like adding lighting package!

Keep your current car.

For fucks sake... Lady, either drive to enjoy or to impress.
Bitch! you know my reasons.
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Haters gonna hate... So how is Peter II doing?? Oh wait, that's right... You no has a M4 anymore...
Finland is soooooo awesome...., minus the food and apparently the vehicles of the residents.
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Haters gonna hate... So how is Peter II doing?? Oh wait, that's right... You no has a M4 anymore...
Finland is soooooo awesome...., minus the food and apparently the vehicles of the residents.
Obviously... Why else would Anna run back to Finland and then buy a place with obviously zero intention of moving back? M3/M4's are only like triple the price there too... Finland - the land of dreams...
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Dude, I tried to find it but couldn't.


I like this one, too.

Saved.



Yep, basically sums up the manual transmission being standard, as it is "standard" for a reason.


Second one always gets me LOL.
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jtodd_fl Biorin SMG and DCT FTW!!

Once you've gone SMG and DCT you never go back. Keep the manual transmissions.


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What's next? Are you going to try to convince me that I should get a car that needs a hand crank to start?

You know what's next...
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