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      Yesterday, 01:03 PM   #9043
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I guess that's like us women seeing a man in grey sweatpants.
This cracks me up. Men are generally classified as pigs for wanting to see privates, or going to a strip club, etc but yet you ladies now have released the hounds stating you boldly like to look at peni but hate d!ck pics.

Does that make sense? In my head it does but I feel like it doesn't read well
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      Yesterday, 01:11 PM   #9044
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I definitely do NOT want to see a dick pic, however, a silhouette in sweatpants Just enough to let the imagination run, that's all women need. We don't need pics.
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I definitely do NOT want to see a dick pic, however, a silhouette in sweatpants Just enough to let the imagination run, that's all women need. We don't need pics.
There, you said it better....but I find it funny none the less. Prepare for your inbox to be flooded with forum members sweat pants pics this weekend.
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There, you said it better....but I find it funny none the less. Prepare for your inbox to be flooded with forum members sweat pants pics this weekend.
Inbox stays full (or at 99% capacity) for that very reason
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Inbox stays full (or at 99% capacity) for that very reason
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Inbox stays full (or at 99% capacity) for that very reason
Where's your sense of adventure? Your zest for the unknown? Live on the edge....empty out your box
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      Yesterday, 02:06 PM   #9049
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      Yesterday, 02:39 PM   #9050
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I definitely do NOT want to see a dick pic, however, a silhouette in sweatpants Just enough to let the imagination run, that's all women need. We don't need pics.
Is that because the reality is never as good as what's in your imagination? Or because a penis and scrotum is a really odd-looking appendage?
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      Yesterday, 02:56 PM   #9051
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Okay,....Sausages....
WTF, what area are these profiles from? Seems to me like there is something in the water there haha. I mean I've seen my fair share of crazy dating profiles but everything you've posted takes the cake.
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WTF, what area are these profiles from? Seems to me like there is something in the water there haha. I mean I've seen my fair share of crazy dating profiles but everything you've posted takes the cake.
New Orleans
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Of course his name is Chad. If it were Kyle, there would be a monster energy drink flat billed cap in the picture....and most likely a jacked up truck with led's under the wheel wells.

Thank god the internet has taught us how to profile idiots based on their names.
Hold on there Cowboy, my name is Kyle. The two hats that I have (and rarely wear) both have rounded bills. The mere smell of Monster makes me vomit, and I wouldn't be caught dead anywhere near one of those bro-dozers. Don't judge us by our worst specimens.
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Of course his name is Chad. If it were Kyle, there would be a monster energy drink flat billed cap in the picture....and most likely a jacked up truck with led's under the wheel wells.

Thank god the internet has taught us how to profile idiots based on their names.
Isn't Jodi usually a name a woman would have?





















For the record my name isn't Chad or Kyle.
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On tonight's episode of New Orleans' Finest


....Timothy explains what's wrong with all the guys down here, and Joshua, well he isn't wrong. Anyone in New Orleans can vouch
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....Timothy explains what's wrong with all the guys down here, and Joshua, well he isn't wrong. Anyone in New Orleans can vouch
I see the gene pool has turned into a cesspit.
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....Timothy explains what's wrong with all the guys down here, and Joshua, well he isn't wrong. Anyone in New Orleans can vouch
Damn, that is pretty bad.
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What hair type/style do you prefer?

I have it in my mind that men love long hair.
Take a cruise through the 'Cool Pics' thread and see if the photos posted there feature any 'bob' cuts. I doubt you'll find hardly any.
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What hair type/style do you prefer?

I have it in my mind that men love long hair.
Length doesn't matter much to me. Short hair can look great or terrible, long hair can look great or terrible
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