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      03-01-2019, 03:15 PM   #485
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Can we hire you to build southern wall? You have to cover your own worker's comp though!!!
Well, I'm more proficient than trump and all my accidents and injuries are stupid, and not lethal.

It is weird to think I've made it to the age of 36 with only 8 nights in the hospital. To be fair, four of those were when I was born, the rest were caused by my own kids. Missing an ear means 3 nights in incarceration
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I'm 52 and only spent 5 days admitted all when I was first diagnosed diabetic. Had a few ambulance rides since for low blood sugars
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I'm 52 and only spent 5 days admitted all when I was first diagnosed diabetic. Had a few ambulance rides since for low blood sugars
Yeah, but I'm batting a zero if you exclude my birth and me having some kids.

I have had some ligaments pulled back to their places, some stabbing wounds stitched, a milk injury fixed and then some stitches for more stupid shit and I once had to wait 8 hours in a hospital to get my chin glued because a grown man was in to bitch slapping with long nails.
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Yup, totally!

In other dream and lie news, putting the seams to tile flooring really sucks balls. All that wiping and cleaning gets my severe allergy towards maintenance to act up. Bigly.
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Yup, totally!

In other dream and lie news, putting the seams to tile flooring really sucks balls. All that wiping and cleaning gets my severe allergy towards maintenance to act up. Bigly.
This is why we'd be so TOTALLY compatible! You do the difficult stuff like blowing up tires with axe handles, and I'll do the intricate, detailed work of straight tile floors, with perfectly concave grout, and a dead-straight line of the grout on the wall above the splash tiles so you can wash the floors and not the walls.

Then later you could brush my hair while I brush yours. #WINNING!!!!!
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This is why we'd be so TOTALLY compatible! You do the difficult stuff like blowing up tires with axe handles, and I'll do the intricate, detailed work of straight tile floors, with perfectly concave grout, and a dead-straight line of the grout on the wall above the splash tiles so you can wash the floors and not the walls.

Then later you could brush my hair while I brush yours. #WINNING!!!!!
Ha, and I just made your task easier by cutting a foot and a half of!

Washing floors, I have to Google that concept. Sounds like one of those man duties to me I'm not familiar with! A bit pervy even, washing the floors...

Today was wood cutting day, again which was fine and would've been fun even if the pro hadn't shown up at 7 am, and I went to bed at six am since I spent the night blasting away Motorhead while refinishing a fireplace and some walls.
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My great great grandpa bought that to his daughter who wasn't obviously going to be living in the house for all eternity about 150 years ago, and my great great grandpa built it to her room then. That's the last picture before it was taken down in the 60's and my aunt tracked it down, and I bought it today. Next summer, my saint of a husband will be building it to our bedroom.

He has to be a saint, eh, you can have a perfectly new and shiny fireplace custom made for a few k. He just had to marry the bitch that hates new shit and heating half a house with electricity.

The structure is very interesting to build (pronounced bj day every day, all day, all summer long) and the way it dries up makes it a 3 month long project minimum (a long summer. Lip balm). The funny part is that the guy who tore it apart told me he had met my great grandfather once, and since the man is currently 100 years old, we actually did paperwork and a lawyer for the signing.

"You Anna, I knew your grandma. She was a horrible bitch. She wanted to buy the oven from me once and I told her no. She thought she was entitled to it where as you'll put it back together and bring your kids around it to laugh around it. You're preserving history, you're just cutting out the bitter parts"

My family sure hasn't been happy since the winter war. I'm kinda happy I don't belong, a misfit all the way.
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I understand most of Lup's drugs come through ports of entry and the wall wont help.
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      03-19-2019, 02:31 AM   #495
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I understand most of Lup's drugs come through ports of entry and the wall wont help.
It's far more nefarious than that

SOME of us have been so exposed via her threads that we actually understand her posts completely
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      03-19-2019, 05:53 AM   #496
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I understand most of Lup's drugs come through ports of entry and the wall wont help.
Untrue.

The ingredient that makes Aspirin work can be found in a tree. My friend's horse is sore due to a bad landing she did and now instead of a bushy backyard, i have a pharmacy on my land. My wall of firewood protects the bushes now from the other horse owners who try to help an old horse to avoid a glue factory (and my freezer).
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It's far more nefarious than that

SOME of us have been so exposed via her threads that we actually understand her posts completely
Oh fuck off.

I absolutely adore the house I'm fixing. This is the best project I've ever had but i do wish the rest of the family would stop enabling me. This fireplace thing i thought for sure would've landed me in the dog house (i have one, just in case) but they've all given up on me clearly, even the kids just laughed when I told them I bought it.

"We've seen the ones you've been looking mom, dad told us months ago not to get attached to any of them because you were going to find some old pile of rocks to instal for sure. "

He should've told me that and save me from a world of trouble.
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I imagine a future update where Lups somehow manages to injure someone/thing while cleaning said furnace, probably with pressure washer.
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I imagine a future update where Lups somehow manages to injure someone/thing while cleaning said furnace, probably with pressure washer.
What's even more interesting is if you look at the opening of the fireplace, you realize that the Swedish Santa Claus (because all good things come from Sweden) has no hope of fitting through. I'm feeling for Lups' kids here, because the magic of Christmas will soon be gone from their hearts.
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What's even more interesting is if you look at the opening of the fireplace, you realize that the Swedish Santa Claus (because all good things come from Sweden) has no hope of fitting through. I'm feeling for Lups' kids here, because the magic of Christmas will soon be gone from their hearts.
C'mon, we all know that Santa (even Swedish Santa) has magic dust to help through "tight" spots. I suspect LUPS found some of said "magic dust" and that would explain her behavior.
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Little bit MORE for Santa!"
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I imagine a future update where Lups somehow manages to injure someone/thing while cleaning said furnace, probably with pressure washer.
You're being unfair, I only injure myself with my stupidity. I keep everyone around me in good health mostly by dumb luck.

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What's even more interesting is if you look at the opening of the fireplace, you realize that the Swedish Santa Claus (because all good things come from Sweden) has no hope of fitting through. I'm feeling for Lups' kids here, because the magic of Christmas will soon be gone from their hearts.
Yeah I have this in the library...


I built a ladder to the dog so he can climb on top of it too. Turns out now everybody wants to sit there on a movie night.

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C'mon, we all know that Santa (even Swedish Santa) has magic dust to help through "tight" spots. I suspect LUPS found some of said "magic dust" and that would explain her behavior.
Did you know that reindeers eat regularly mushrooms to get high so they can handle the temperatures? They're so good at it that you can't actually, or rather shouldn't eat the meat of the elderly reindeers.

And btw, Santa comes from Finland. You fucking Americans don't know shit about fat old men wearing red hats apparently.
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Cheech and chong. I listen to that every christmas.

"You know, Santa Claus?"

"Oh, I know him. I played with that dude"

"No, Santa's not a musician"

"Dude, your telling me? That cat didn't know any tunes"

"You don't know Santa Claus?"

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C'mon, we all know that Santa (even Swedish Santa) has magic dust to help through "tight" spots. I suspect LUPS found some of said "magic dust" and that would explain her behavior.
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And btw, Santa comes from Finland. You fucking Americans don't know shit about fat old men wearing red hats apparently.
Which is rather shocking, when you think about it, given the preponderance of said fat old men wearing red hats currently running around in America. The fact that they say MAGA on them is of no consequence.

Then again, poor Dodger was just repeating what I had said earlier when I suggested all good things (including Santa) come from Sweden....so once again Lups, you can blame the Canadians.

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