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      01-06-2016, 10:20 AM   #19911
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What if it's a botfly? Does she take an antibototic?
I've never seen a butt fly but hers is skinny enough to try.
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      01-06-2016, 10:21 AM   #19912
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Well. You have a point with cancer of the herpes. For that, the only remedy is a sharp spoon!!
Could be from excessive tea bagging?
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      01-06-2016, 10:22 AM   #19913
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Could be from excessive tea bagging?
You can get pink eye from farting in someones face.


Maybe someone farted on her face in her sleep.
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      01-06-2016, 10:23 AM   #19914
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Could be from excessive tea bagging?
Excessive in this case meaning any?
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      01-06-2016, 10:25 AM   #19915
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Excessive in this case meaning any?
Depends on partner, last known contact was ax, hmm.
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      01-06-2016, 10:28 AM   #19916
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Can you do squats with 315 on rollerblades?
Not sure, i have't worn roller blades to the gym in a LONG time.

Actually, haven't been to the gym in a LONG time.... like 10 years or more. I like doing stuff outside.
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Not sure, i have't worn roller blades to the gym in a LONG time.

Actually, haven't been to the gym in a LONG time.... like 10 years or more. I like doing stuff outside.
Outside is dangerous and cold.
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      01-06-2016, 10:33 AM   #19918
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Not sure, i have't worn roller blades to the gym in a LONG time.

Actually, haven't been to the gym in a LONG time.... like 10 years or more. I like doing stuff outside.
Outside is dangerous and cold.
Not sure I posted this one from last week....

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Yeah see bears and frostbite suck compared to new gym members in hot pants doing still leg deadlifts showing clam.
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      01-06-2016, 10:43 AM   #19920
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I'm going to have to grab it next time I drive up there. I want to bring my tool box but would have to fly up and rent a UHaul just to bring it down..., which doesn't sound appealing.
I think i'd have a panic attack if i didn't have all my tools at my house. But i feel ya, we had to make a single trip in a 25' box truck to get all the garage tools from the old house to the new one.

Is there any decent boarding opportunities in the Smokeys during the spring? Wife being a CPA means she's on lock down for the next few months. Maybe a OT boys weekend of boarding if there is snow??
Several places in the Smokeys....Cataloochee, Sugar, Beech....
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      01-06-2016, 10:46 AM   #19921
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Stye is correct answer here....

You do realize he'll cut the skin outside the eye - thus leaving a scar...
This is correct assessment. It is a stye but they won't cut you open
Whoever is saying you need antivirals is a dope. Pretty rare to have viral eye infections. It's called an antibiotic and most times with a stye all that is required is warm compress multiple times a day until comes to a head and ruptures. Very common occurrence that happens to most people.
I have seen severe cases where it would need to be lanced....
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Not sure, i have't worn roller blades to the gym in a LONG time.

Actually, haven't been to the gym in a LONG time.... like 10 years or more. I like doing stuff outside.
Outside is dangerous and cold.
Not sure I posted this one from last week....

That's a negative 20
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I have seen severe cases where it would need to be lanced....
Yeah we could do that.
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      01-06-2016, 10:51 AM   #19924
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Several places in the Smokeys....Cataloochee, Sugar, Beech....
What you got going on this weekend?
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      01-06-2016, 10:53 AM   #19925
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Several places in the Smokeys....Cataloochee, Sugar, Beech....
What you got going on this weekend?
Don't know yet - what you have in mind?!
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I hate when people are late for appointments....
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I hate when people are late for appointments....
Ashley madison?
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Don't know yet - what you have in mind?!
No idea, but want to get out and do something.


I'm getting a tattoo on my right arm Saturday at noon, probably take a couple hours, but nothing for the rest of the weekend if you want to meet up? Grab a bite to eat or something.
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I hate when people are late for appointments....
Ashley madison?
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Don't know yet - what you have in mind?!
No idea, but want to get out and do something.


I'm getting a tattoo on my right arm Saturday at noon, probably take a couple hours, but nothing for the rest of the weekend if you want to meet up? Grab a bite to eat or something.
Let me check with the boss and see if I have any plans...that I am not yet aware of!
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Maybe that would be good? The cancer kills the herpes and you are herp-free?
That's derpy.
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No idea, but want to get out and do something.


I'm getting a tattoo on my right arm Saturday at noon, probably take a couple hours, but nothing for the rest of the weekend if you want to meet up? Grab a bite to eat or something.
What about playoffs teddy brosevelt.
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