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She's 20. Anyone who was awake during middle school (high school?) sex ed class knows what happens. When you go from having sex multiple times with someone with a condom, not taking a pregnancy test, to then telling them you are pregnant, it seems like she has a screw loose. Ever hear of those women who tell guys they are pregnant to see their reaction? Not saying this is one of those times, but if it quacks like a duck... |
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10-16-2020, 07:10 PM | #4446 |
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you're joking right?
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10-16-2020, 08:33 PM | #4447 |
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But yes I've been on the look out for myself for a while. I don't intend to back down on that any time soon. But that's just me and my inability to trust almost anyone Valid points, and upstatedoc no I wish I was joking. I was on the phone with her earlier tonight and asked flat out why she told me about it before taking a test. She said she was scared and didn't know what to do; okay sure whatever. But it just kept on going without a seeming end, every question had a counter point and victimization. I ended up hanging up and am getting ready to go out with friends, but the more I dug into this the more I got the vibe that she might have done this to gauge my reaction (which goes without saying, is fucky). I did not ask this directly, however. I think I have some reflecting to do this weekend. |
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10-16-2020, 11:51 PM | #4452 |
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Way back when. I dated this woman, I think she was 31 at the time. It was a blind date, and she lived 50 miles away. She rode a bus, and was of different religious persuasion than I. After a couple weekend dates, she asked me to come over, and bring protection, I was going to be her first
That was awkward! She had a migraine the next morning, and the hair in the sink trap just wasn't what I needed in my life About 8 months later, I'm with my current wife and we've just discovered we are going to be parents. I get a call from the previous and she mentions something about contracting an STD. Funny, the OB/Gyn who just checked my pregnant GF didn't mention anything
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10-18-2020, 08:32 AM | #4454 |
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Got my flu shot last week and as I walked into the room the female doctor looked at me and we started instantly to chat what turned suddenly into a flirt with light sparklings.
30 minutes later someone knocked on the door for reminding us that outside are more to do. Never felt so fresh after a vaccination since
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10-19-2020, 09:55 AM | #4460 |
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Unless she scoops it up and smears it inside when you're not looking. Best if she swallows it all. Tell her it has many health benefits.
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10-19-2020, 10:14 AM | #4461 |
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10-19-2020, 11:36 AM | #4464 |
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That was the point, after she stamped my vaccination book, she wrote her last name extra clear to read...and search in case of
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10-19-2020, 11:45 AM | #4465 |
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I'm inactive for a week and Pickle about became a father, what the hell did I miss lmao.
As for a confession, got pulled over for the first time in my life. 81 in a 65 3hrs down the road in NC. Now have a court date in December fml. Had mapped it to a Sheetz because I miss MTO gas station food (like wawa, Rutters, etc). Had to piss so bad, but that excuse didn't work on the cop. |
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