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      12-21-2015, 05:45 PM   #18679
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Everyone must have been very disappointed at my last Christmas party....
I sure wasn't.
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      12-21-2015, 05:48 PM   #18680
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      12-21-2015, 05:49 PM   #18681
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She sounds hot, need a date to your Xmas party?
She wised up and found another company where they could appreciate her "abilities" and such.

Wife's company had no party this year, some not of the Christmas faith complained or something, now everyone loses out
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      12-21-2015, 05:56 PM   #18682
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She wised up and found another company where they could appreciate her "abilities" and such.

Wife's company had no party this year, some not of the Christmas faith complained or something, now everyone loses out
You know, I really want to start a business just so I can hire some of these women with low IQ's and astounding abilities.


Christmas?! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT. YOU SAY HOLIDAY AROUND ME OR ILL REPORT YOU.
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      12-21-2015, 06:00 PM   #18683
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Persecute me all you want in Santa's name, I'll get more presents when he does show up at my chimney.

But wait, I live in Cali, we don't got a freaking chimney. . .
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      12-21-2015, 06:04 PM   #18684
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Persecute me all you want in Santa's name, I'll get more presents when he does show up at my chimney.

But wait, I live in Cali, we don't got a freaking chimney. . .
He must sneak in your back door when you're sleeping, because he knows when you're awake.


Or that's Juan from MS13 coming to take your TV.
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      12-21-2015, 06:35 PM   #18685
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Persecute me all you want in Santa's name, I'll get more presents when he does show up at my chimney.

But wait, I live in Cali, we don't got a freaking chimney. . .
I live in America's Siberia and we don't have a chimney. I think it's for the rich folks like Abescue.
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      12-21-2015, 06:59 PM   #18686
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It used to be scandalous to go to my wife's company party, they hosted the bar. One year, this chick who was kinda the company whore, got so drunk she fell over leaving the party and flashed everyone (apparently me included) that she was commando. I was too drunk to see that far. . .
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      12-21-2015, 07:00 PM   #18687
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      12-21-2015, 07:02 PM   #18688
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Boxing Day > Christmas > 8 crazy nights > you.
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      12-21-2015, 07:23 PM   #18689
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Now you need to read more words than usual from me...
This is actually pretty cool and I'd rather read this stuff than the shit you post as mayor of Orgasmcity.

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Today computers still need us to write the virgin program , but ones it's done it's stored, after the testing period/fase countless copies are possible and can serve for more operations of the same kind .
But ones the program is stored and the testing fase from the sucker is ok ,a programmation of self start and stop is possible(date/hour) and so the program runs without us people and without to pusch any further button => Full automatic .
So once the source is written, you're making copies and running each copy as many times as you need? Does each copy have a limited run?

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That's how a up to date/modern company works today 7/24 day and night. Yes night.. and in the weekends and even in Christmas night ,it's funny to see how the suckers work in the dark it's almost a science fiction scene from a movie with all the red,blue and green leds of the sensors .
That's pretty cool. How large is the facility and are there people on site to take care of hardware issues?

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I saw in the last 5 years... robots replacing assembly-jobs from lots of people ...people (numbers) get fired after years of service and exellent work and replaced by a robot and the next day we talk about something else...like nothing was happend ! Company owers say....People cost money and robots make money and they talk only about profit ..And it's never enough ...but not for us !
Well, being a technical professional, you have to appreciate efficiency. It's the evolution of the modern factory and it started with Henry Ford, right?

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They replace today lots of people from all over the world ...and people run out of money ...left with nothing in misery with a broken household and a house for sale ! Suckers are the future and the future is now but they serve not to assure the future of us ...They actually destroy our future !
If you were in charge of this company, you may see it differently, Phil. Are you a contract employee or are you on staff?
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      12-21-2015, 07:32 PM   #18690
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F30lolz - is it open bar???

If so, you gotta go
It's at the owners house. I've been outside the house a few times but never inside. Rest assured, he told everyone 'dress to impress' and he'll pay for uber/lyft rides to and from his house so heavy drinking will be involved.
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      12-21-2015, 07:49 PM   #18691
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Lol..... Jon Gruden just said that he "loves Cooter's training". Hahaha
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Lol..... Jon Gruden just said that he "loves Cooter's training". Hahaha
No spandex pics today?

I'm bored
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      12-21-2015, 08:03 PM   #18693
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No spandex pics today?

I'm bored
I believe you once called them compression pants
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      12-21-2015, 08:04 PM   #18694
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No spandex pics today?

I'm bored
I believe you once called them compression pants
There's a difference between the two actually maybe if you weren't such a tubby giant- you'd know
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This is actually pretty cool and I'd rather read this stuff than the shit you post as mayor of Orgasmcity.



So once the source is written, you're making copies and running each copy as many times as you need? Does each copy have a limited run?



That's pretty cool. How large is the facility and are there people on site to take care of hardware issues?



Well, being a technical professional, you have to appreciate efficiency. It's the evolution of the modern factory and it started with Henry Ford, right?



If you were in charge of this company, you may see it differently, Phil. Are you a contract employee or are you on staff?
Shit talk I learned on here and from you guys .
But actually I have 2-sides ...100% serious or the joker and in English it makes it probably complicated .

A copy has no limited run and can serve for another sucker with the same function for the same product.

The less people the better...The more profit .
On site ?
Only me and in the other shifts a couple of people .

With Henry Ford there were still a lot of people involved , now almost 0.
You forgot that the evolution runs to fast for the moment and the world wide economical crises is the cause of it ..

Of course , because they are blood suckers !
You with my job ...After 10 minutes you were fired on the Japanese way !
Staff are the 2 Japs , than we/I follow in order of responsibility of the suckers .
Company's with people are antique !
It's all about the Company alone ...People are only numbers !
Cause is the matter of profit and the evolution makes that the Company runs almost alone ..
Just wait 4-5years from here and you will know also of what I'm talking about ...

I would really ...really love to show it to you in person and you would know it for sure because I know You're a thinker too ..
And that's why I want to show you the next video ( A perfect example ) It's about our ///M-carbon roof and you would think it's a job for a lot of people to make our carbon roof , so how many people did you saw in the video to make our carbon roof ?
Think...The answers you saw now in the video .

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No spandex pics today?

I'm bored
I believe you once called them compression pants
I'm jk, you're not that tubby.

But yes, there is a difference
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Lol..... Jon Gruden just said that he "loves Cooter's training". Hahaha
No spandex pics today?

I'm bored
Cold compression....
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Lol..... Jon Gruden just said that he "loves Cooter's training". Hahaha
No spandex pics today?

I'm bored
Cold compression....
Your dog is so cute.
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Your dog is so cute.
He has his moments. Lol
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