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      12-29-2015, 01:26 AM   #18899
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Let's just say she has a few more tattoos than I do. Baddest bitch I know.
Jeez Sara...your ass is huge and lumpy.
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      12-29-2015, 07:26 AM   #18900
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      12-29-2015, 07:33 AM   #18901
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Jeez Sara...your ass is huge and lumpy.


The skank in the green bikini is not Sara.
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      12-29-2015, 07:36 AM   #18902
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The skank in the green bikini is not Sara.
Are you sure?
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      12-29-2015, 08:10 AM   #18903
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Man, so funny how I ended up sick this morning. Looks like gotta stay in today. *cough cough*
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      12-29-2015, 09:14 AM   #18904
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Man, so funny how I ended up sick this morning. Looks like gotta stay in today. *cough cough*
Damn you just got to work.
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      12-29-2015, 09:20 AM   #18905
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Damn you just got to work.
If you love what you do, you work every day of your life? Is that how the saying goes....
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      12-29-2015, 09:23 AM   #18906
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No it isnt. If you love what you do you never work a day.
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      12-29-2015, 09:52 AM   #18907
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Oh, well I want that. Where do we sign up?
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      12-29-2015, 10:04 AM   #18908
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Oh, well I want that. Where do we sign up?
Marry a sugar momma
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      12-29-2015, 10:12 AM   #18909
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Oh, well I want that. Where do we sign up?


Door Greeter at Walmart! Just stand there and say hi to people. Work there long enough and you will actually start to know people! It can become your very own OT.

Imagine the possibilities.

(If you can't imagine the possibilities, go here peopleofwalmart.com)


We should have people use only photos from peopleofwalmart.com for a refresher on "what do you think people on this forum look like"
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      12-29-2015, 10:20 AM   #18910
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Marry a sugar momma
What're we looking for?
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      12-29-2015, 10:22 AM   #18911
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What're we looking for?
Helen Degeneres.
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      12-29-2015, 10:23 AM   #18912
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Marry a sugar momma
What're we looking for?
^^ definitely qualifies...

But man, that one week out of the month, it gets a little like dodging IED's...

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Marry a sugar momma
Working on it.

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Door Greeter at Walmart! Just stand there and say hi to people. Work there long enough and you will actually start to know people! It can become your very own OT.

Imagine the possibilities.

(If you can't imagine the possibilities, go here peopleofwalmart.com)


We should have people use only photos from peopleofwalmart.com for a refresher on "what do you think people on this forum look like"
LOL, this would actually be hilarious. Be the crazy door greeter guy that everyone goes there just to see. Walmart scares me though, I only go there because they have the big jug of 0W-40 cheaper than AZ. In and out before I catch a disease like hepatitus or diabetus.

Too bad Target doesn't have door greeters, then I could just mack on chicks all day long and compliment their shirt they got in aisle 3 the other day.
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      12-29-2015, 10:24 AM   #18914
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^^ definitely qualifies...

But man, that one week out of the month, it gets a little like dodging IED's...

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      12-29-2015, 10:33 AM   #18915
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Lol... Yeah pretty much... So how's Lola??
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      12-29-2015, 11:26 AM   #18916
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Who is Lola? Besides my havanese.
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      12-29-2015, 11:51 AM   #18917
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Who is Lola? Besides my havanese.
Alexa's M6
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      12-29-2015, 11:58 AM   #18918
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Alexa's M6
There's another female here?!!!
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      12-29-2015, 12:03 PM   #18919
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There's another female here?!!!
.... yeah...., C5driver. Where have you been?
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      12-29-2015, 12:04 PM   #18920
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.... yeah...., C5driver. Where have you been?
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